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AHISTAAAAAA

@ahdistaaaa

supernatural really supernatural'd itself by coming back to life like five times and diminishing the impact of its own death

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

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rustbaby

Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

OPs url makes this the funniest thread I’ve ever read in my life

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milfcoven

*goes up to gay couple* so which one of you dies from tetanus and which one gets thrown into super hell

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irlkenku

waiting 3 years for a 4th season that ends up being so bad that people legit believe its fake and theres another secret episode coming

VS

being queerbaited for 12 years only to have half the ship confess before immediately being sent to super hell specifically for being gay