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i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

LMAO I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM LOAFERS

are tea bombs the new thing

im the guy saying ‘woaw”

NUUUTTTT!!!

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

Black women are so encouraging. This is simply magical!💖 #BlackGirlsMagic 

This was the most amazing I love it

This is warmth to my black heart

Black women are the center of life

If watching this don’t make you feel good sum wrong wit you

I literally cry watching this video because its so fucking funny

When someone tells you that ed sheeran can’t sing. Show them this

Iconic

Need

You can get it here!

What about one that says I’m bi?

There is one like that too

What about other sexualities?

Sexuali-tees available as requested for those who are pan, ace, queer, lesbian, demi and trans! 

okay but where’s my “I’m ????” tee at?

Right here 

NEW I’M LGBTQ+ TEE AVAILABLE HERE all profits go to The Trevor Project that provide crisis intervention and suicide prevention to LGBTQ+ youth!

You need.. you need to unmute…

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

This is perfection 😂

I sing this twice daily lmao

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

I swear if black boys ever got into gymnastics like we do other sports, outcome would be crazy!

Hell yes

I can barely walk down steps and this nigga using his hands to go down steps… I’m amazed

^ 😩 same

Such incredible talent