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History, sass, and fangirling. And bad guys. (Phantom of the Opera, Avengers, Star Wars, Jessica Jones, and Hamilton.) Flyting on AO3

Because apparently folks are confused and not looking shit up, this is the missing “sub”. It’s literally a metal tube.

It fits 5 people.

There’s no crew y’all. This isn’t Disney’s Atlantis. There’s one guy who presses a button on a Logitech controller to go up and down. Everyone else is whoever can afford a ticket.

Hope this helps cause I’m seeing some wild ass claims in the comments.

elon should take his submarine and personally lead the expedition to find them in the icy depths, with any luck he'll get lost down there as well and we'll be free of the emerald boy

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I highkey think this is HILARIOUS. Because it’s a bunch of rich hacks paying 250k a seat in that nightmare tube. And the Chief Executive Fuckwit of that nightmare himself is in the thing this time. Mans thinks safety features is wasting money it’s why no one can find the thing there’s no “we’re lost and need help” bonus safety features on the tub.

And even funnier imo is I heard that like. They’re bolted in from the outside? Even if they manage to surface they can’t get themselves out without someone on the outside letting them out.

Safety features exist for a reason and y’all just potentially killed yourselves.

A lot of what you just said shows a serious lack of understanding of the situation. And tbh the truth is what makes it creepy, because you can’t ignore the eerie parallels with the ship they were going to study. The founder of OceanGate isn’t a fuckwit trying to bilk tourists out of their money. The stated mission of the company is to enable scientists and researchers who otherwise would never be able to afford it to visit the Titanic by pairing them with the people who have the money to pay for a multi-million dollar submarine expedition. Basically, the company hires itself out to tourists to subsidize actual scientific research. Oceangate is the team responsible for all that nice 4k footage of the Titanic wreck that people were oohing and aahing over last year. They don’t even turn a profit, the company has been in the red for ages. $250k sounds like a ton until you realize that every single expedition costs millions of dollars just to get a ship to take the sub out to the wreck site.  Safety was their number one feature. (Eerie parallel to Titanic there) A lot of parts of the sub were improvised, but the core of the sub, the part that keeps people alive, was designed in partnership with NASA. They didn’t think safety features were a waste of money. Safety is the number one thing they spent money on. The sub has a 5-day air supply. Missions are typically less than 12 hours. The extra air that is now enabling us to even have hope of rescuing them is a safety feature. The sub can get back to the surface on its own even in the event all the passengers are unconscious and the ship is totally without power. There are 7 different redundant systems that can be used. That’s a safety feature. While I agree that they needed a tracking feature on the sub and that not having one is a serious oversight, I also want to point out that their primary fear is not a sub being LOST. Their primary fear is explosive decompression at 12k feet. Them being bolted in from the outside actually makes the sub safer in that regard, because it eliminates a potential weak spot in the hull.  This isn’t a case of ‘hurhur rich idiots skimped on safety features’. This is ‘these people put tons of work into safety but in the end it wasn’t enough’. Which is exactly what happened with the Titanic. That’s why it’s scary.

sick and tired of people saying carver hawke is boring when he and non-blue hawke are in stiff competition for "most unhinged hawke sibling". this is a man who

  • has a mabari tattoo in an undisclosed location that he can make bark
  • saw a man with a giant sword and glowing tattoos who he JUST watched rip a man's heart out of his chest with his bare hands and thought "yeah i can take him". fenris will never know how close he came to death that day.
  • tried to relate to aforementioned man with giant sword and glowing tattoos by telling him about aforementioned mabari tattoo
  • does a fake pirate voice
  • falls in love with a blood mage
  • reads av*line's cop ass for filth every chance he gets
  • thinks killing slavers is a fun sibling bonding activity (he's right)
  • meets up with his little nerdy friends at the hanged man to geek out about flags
  • gives friendmanced seb the shovel talk
  • once nailed his sister's braid to her bedpost
  • refers to duke prosper as, alternately, "baron paucity de rochefort" and "le baron du stinky cheese"
  • as a templar canonically goes so fully rabid chimpanzee mode anytime someone even breathes hawke's name in his direction that the other templars never mentioned hawke around carver because they were so scared of him

gonna add some things hehe

  • act 1 carver is all eyes emoji at the thought of having aquae lucidius (a hallucinogen from wyven poison) and sulks that hawke never lets him have any fun by telling carver not to do it act 2&3 carver talks about how it effects you as if he's had it before and hawke's like ???? why do you know this???
  • if you complete legacy in act 1 he recites to leandra what happened by making all the sound effects and hand gestures like BOOOOM bc he's a dork
  • in act 2&3 openly flirts with isabela including as a templar reciting the chant of light in the most erotic way possible
  • carver and varric openly admit they insult each other for fun and go out for drinks together
  • implied to have had sexual affairs with a girl named peaches behind a barn
  • gets all giddy when he thinks about the crush he had on leliana
  • hawke: i thought there'd at least be free food | carver: i do like free food... | hawke: i've got your back
  • hawke: i'll check for monsters under your bed when we get home | carver: good, get the laundry while you're at it
  • dryly pretending he's going to join the qun and when hawke is like "wait really??" carver's like "no lol jk but i could probably trick gamlen with it"
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Allegedly the weapon that rendered knight armor obsolete was the cannon and I don't know if that's true but if it is then there had to have first been a few battles on which a lot of knights were getting hit with cannonballs and I just wish I'd been there to hear what it sounded like

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

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OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

I'm listening to a video about changelings and one of the signs a child was a changeling was that it cried a lot and was always hungry and... guys that's just a regular baby.

The prevailing tone of "if you don't know this, you're a bad person" that so many posts about history and culture take is more detrimental to people learning than you think.

It’s not a Discworld joke unless you read it, don’t parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like “It’s a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlova” and you scream Terry’s name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is he’ll hear it.

Goths are part and parcel with counterculture movements.

Counterculture movements only occur when the culture has imbalanced itself to favor one group over another.

Ergo, Goths are the cultural canary in the coal mines.

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