My grandma gave me a pen she got in the mail from one of those junk mail companies, the ones that send you random stuff if you buy something from them like, once- She gave it to me like a month ago, and it’s really pretty! But you see, thing is, it’s light blue with silver bands on it- Nothing particular about that right? Right!

But, you see, due to a brilliant, lovely thing called association, my brain absolutely refuses to refer to it as anything other than ‘The Patton Pen’- Because it’s blue and silver- And I just, like I didn’t even mean to name it, it just happened, it has had it’s name for a good month now, and I kinda laugh anytime I use it-

So yeah, there really isn’t any story here, I know it seemed like I was leading up to something, but I just wanted to share the fact that I have unintentionally named a pen after Patton-

I love the Patton Pen

pen au?

Sounds like a plan. May I contribute…

Logan pen

The King Thomas photos are officially my favourite photos! And no, I don’t need context.

please read this

my close friend and his family are about to be homeless very soon. Oliver is 19, supports his mother and himself, makes all other money by selling embroidery and his other art, and still cant make rent. 

If you have any money at all to spare, even if it’s a $1, please consider donating, and if you can’t donate, please share and reblog this post

here’s his paypal: paypal.me/OliverBeans

literally anything helps, please let this be seen! 

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Fidgeting is not disrespect reblog if you agree.

we been drinkin

Tittea

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I’m definitely supporting this! 💕 Being black entrepreneur is not easy, especially if you lost your loved ones. Stay strong, sis!

Anything to help out a fellow carer

Made another generator, if you’d like to know how you die.

It’s what I deserve

1) YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO DIE EXCUSE YOU

2)

Understandable have a nice day

I mean 👀 if there’s any good way to go out, this is it amirite lads

It’s been nice knowing y’all

murdered by clowns eventually

Please reblog if you’re trans, ace, aro, pan, demi, or if you don’t fit in the gender binary. I’m trying to show my family that you do EXIST.

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

@artissijam cause you are beautiful valid bi fwiend and I support ya.

Awww-

Thank you ^^

The Pokemon company should just stop running around the fact that they just want to have a wellness band. Just do it already. You can check my heart rate too while you’re at it.

The way Nintendo continually attempts to make us healthier though pokemon is kinda heartwarming, and I for one am willing to give up all my vital statistics for the chance to make pikachu smile.

Your pokemon want you to feel as great as they think you are.

What they need to do is get us more involed into the game itself and have the health of our character our physical health through like a monitor like a wrist band that monitors our activity and heart rate, calory intake and all that jazz. And if we need to eat it tells us or oir character cant perform as well, or sleep. Or excersize. Itll make us a whole lot physically better and possibly mentally. But obviously if were physically unable to do certain things thats something we can add into an additional information part to our character that can be changed at any point.

good news everyone. crows no longer need instructions to build tools and have started building them from memory, as well as passing the knowledge onto future generations of crows. oops!

better news everyone. crows have learned to construct these tools from unrelated items! they no longer need to follow the original blueprint they were given and are able to improvise using their surroundings.

Superb you funky little corvids

They're going to be taking over soon and I'm just waiting for that day. Love those pretty birds.

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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even easier, thats a push door

I love snakes but they're so freaking scary when they're not enclosed but I feel like I can safely step over them but the door snake might be a bit of a challenge

Reblog if you’re

No one will ever know which one it is!

6 out of 8

Good luck figuring it out