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The Chemicals in our Gay Frogs

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Hi I'm Agapé and This Is Jack Ass 29, She/They

Pokemon is amazing because it started out being coded with duct tape and prayers by a small team of people. flash forward twenty years and guess what? it's now coded with duct tape and prayers by a medium-sized team of people

For the sake of this poll, lets consider a comparatively stupid demi-god to a very intelligent human/humanoid in some respects but not all.

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a lot of people seem to have trouble accepting that cynical embittered teenagers are literally right about the education system. in fact when people express that something is making them suffer suicidally it generally means there is something wrong. big news for people who desperately fucking hate kids

just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”

and I was like “……oh”

and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”

and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn't know what to say after that, so I was just like "it's a cool dog" and kept walking

So the James Webb telescope just took a picture of a galaxy that is 29 million light years away.

If that wasn't cool enough NASA decided to peel away all the cosmic dust in order to see the bones of the Galaxy itself.

AND IT'S BREATHTAKING

they should invent a phrase as evocative as im going to kill myself that isnt about killing yourself

I am going to tunnel into the moist ground and consume handful after handful of soft earth until I become one with the mycelium networks lurking invisibly beneath our feet

... just realised that this still sounds like a euphemism for killing yourself and being buried. I meant literally transforming into a mushroom colony like a fucked up Animorph who figured out that mushrooms also have DNA.