“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

then why the fuck did she ask

hmmmmmm…..

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

reblog if you’re ready for Love, Simon (2018) to single handedly destroy all heteros tomorrow

Stranger Things characters as Brooklyn Nine Nine gifs

Mike

Dustin

Lucas

Will

Max

Eleven

Steve

Nancy

Jonathan 

Joyce

Hopper

Bob (sorry)

BONUS

Billy

a true icon

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

-Richie Tozier

getting caught saying “fuck my gay ass” after stubbing my toe is easily the worst way i have ever come out to anyone

eddie kasprak ??

someone: They/them as a singular pronoun just isn’t grammatically correct. same person: but to each their own me: 

can I have this on a t-shirt

sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented

ITS BACK

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

@bruvebanner

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homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

The only way to honour Alan Turing 💖

this blog is pro turn signal

specifically, Before the actual turn

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

I was so scared for a second omg lmao

You declared to the heavens that you would never fall in love. Aphrodite hereslf took it as a challenge.

it was all a trick and now Aphrodite is my gay wife

Reblog if you think every animal deserves to be happy and safe.