Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
i love it when characters are package deals, i love duos i love trios i love quartets, i love groups and squads, i love it when you can’t find one without the other(s), i love it when they’re glued at the hip, i love it no matter the context of these dynamics, i lov
at least there’s fucking friends. at least there’s people who love you in this godforsaken world
I agree you should fuck friends
Translation:
You aren’t going to get in my way today?
Ah, it was just a new type of attack.
floomf
Source: twicomi.com
what's the natural state of YOUR universe?
tired, kinda horny, very very hungry
i swear the developer of nala is perfect and i hope they get kissed on the mouth daily
lavender-manna
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
libertypical
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
I see your (s)t(he)y t(h(im)er)m and i raise you:
[ts]?h(?:ey?)(?:\/[ts]?h(?:e[ymr]?|im))+
(this list is only for high energy and/or weird songs!! so if ur voting for one left off it should fit that trend :3)
If the "correct" movie is not listed, please add in tags
mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation
My evolution professor once had to cancel class because, in his words, he lost a fight with a cactus.
My philosophy professor yelled at us for being inside on a beautiful day instead of skipping class to do drugs and each other in the sunshine, and then cancelled class ten minutes in and threw us all out
tigerleggies22
“Love u to gn”
Omg the 360
I’m going start doing this
Both the charcoal thing and the nicey mcnicepants thing
