A Firefly Among Stars

Please take good care of them!

“She always begs the cat for kisses until he gives in”

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“This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10″ (🔊)

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He tucked himself in

what a beautiful wedding

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

yes but what a shame

the poor grooms bride is a llama

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

Every. Fucking. Morning.

the only advice you’ll ever need

“Raccoon enjoying bath”

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“When someone touches your feet hanging out from the bed covers”

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When STEM people have fun.

Spooky

“Look I’m a human, I’m gonna budget my finances so hard when I get home”

BIG obstacle

big wobble

Me getting into bed

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

wow didn’t know it did that

*flop*

Trash Bandits

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

@wolfthedragon