Turns out we were feathered bipeds all along..

Diogenes, spinning in his grave

Safety is essential

Colibri Workshop Store on Etsy

Okay.

You know what?

No.

I actually hate this.

Please stop.

Megfulladok

you will NEVER be prepared for this

Me watching - Can’t be that bad.

Me after watching -

Oddly Shaped Lava Formations Look Like a Mass of Twisted Bodies

i love that that scientist is just casually smiling while standing at the mouth of hell

this is so cute

paperboyo

Handmade Tardis For Sale

Alan Curston on Instagram

Ghost of Coffeima

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

Like

nah i got this bruv

dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

Can't decide if this is weird or if it rules

Are you kidding this fucking rules

A few additions:

(based off)

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

number 1

number 2

number 3

Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

yes

Top 25 Tumblr post

I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

hello….

certified iconic post

How does nobody realize it’s photoshopped

You wish it was Photoshopped.

How is this proof

The woman in the picture that OP implies is her is sitting behind Sandler in the video in the link. The image up top isn’t a still from the video, nor does the video contain a frame with of the woman that matches the photo. The picture is almost certainly a genuine un-altered image taken during the video shoot, and while that doesn’t prove that OP is the woman from the picture or that the woman in the picture banged Adam Sandler, it doesn’t prove she’s not or that she didn’t either. Personally, I want to keep believing that someone from Tumblr Dot Com managed to hook up with Big Daddy just because that is very, very funny.

never call adam sandler “big daddy” ever again

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

Cheers to Halfdan, you’re the boss.