Random stuff that I like

Lifelong Swamp Friends. 

Posting this on its own because Tumblr hates links

Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!

by Kiyohiko Azuma

Villain: “You and I are very much alike, you know.”

Hero: “I realize that.”

Villain: “Doesn’t that trouble you?”

Hero: “Why would it? I share most of my genome with sewer rats.”

Villain: “But our similarities mean that, deep down, you’re a bad person. There’s nothing stopping you from being just as evil as I am!”

Hero: “Sure there is. I’m stopping me.”

Villain: “But in your heart you crave—”

Hero: “Sometimes when I’m in a crowded building I get the sudden urge to just boop a stranger right on the nose. But I don’t do it, because that would be super rude and weird. Does having that compulsion in the first place make me just as much of a weirdo as if I had acted on it? Maybe it does in your eyes, but to the would-be boopee, it makes all the difference in the world.”

Villain: “We’re not talking about booping noses, we’re talking about killing peop—”

Hero: “Look, dude, I’m sure murder can be really satisfying. But I’ve decided that I don’t want to murder people, and I think that’s very sexy of me. Look at me. With a little self-restraint, you might have had what I have.”

Villain: “But surely it disturbs you, doesn’t it? To know how close you are to snapping. Don’t deny it. There’s so much darkness in your heart. Do you really think they’d still love you if they knew? They’d be disgusted by you. They’d hate you, for thinking so much like me.”

Hero: “That’s the difference, isn’t it? Between you and I. One tiny difference. That’s all it takes. That’s the line between good and evil.”

Villain: “What?”

Hero: “You saw your own darkness and let it destroy you. You surrendered to it the moment you realized it was there. You threw open the door for it and welcomed it inside and let it rob you of your humanity without even a word of protest because you just couldn’t imagine it was something you could fight.”

Villain: “And you, oh-so-sanctimonious one?”

Hero: “I said ‘no thanks’. That’s it. That’s the difference.”

Villain: “Did you just—did you just—”

Hero: “Boop your nose? You’re right. It did feel good.”

Villain: "They would be disgusted if they knew"

Hero: "Most of my friends work retail, they all know that feeling of wanting to kill somebody and then not acting on it."

gotta appreciate his honesty

This coming from the same man that, when asked why 2B was so scantily clad and wearing high heels, his response was “I just really like girls.”

An absolute treasure of a human being.

Oh! Not to mention the one time the devs for the gacha game he was making demanded a character in a swim suit to boost sales… so Yoko Taro designed a super attractive female character… and then put her in a full body diving suit so you could only see her face lmao

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anime_irl

The best vibrating bed money can buy

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Stairway to heaven

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Halloween merch! Available until October 7, 2021!

[Tees | Hoodies | Sweatshirts| Mugs]

https://teespring.com/stores/halloween-merch

I am in love

SPOOPY MONTH! SPOOPY MONTH! SPOOPY MONTH!

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

sorry!

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

all in a days work! *passes out*

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

Fire

dude my house

thanks!!!!! I’m doing more of these, this was really fun hahaha

How is she going to drink that coffee?

Hasan Shares His Valentines Day Plans | Marie Kondo Sparks Joy With Hasan Minhaj

This is so relatable and SO heartwarming

Other people who give advice on “downsizing” your lifestyle: “you are a diseased prisoner shackled by your enjoyment of anything and if you don’t throw your collectibles in the garbage you are garbage yourself”

Marie: ”oh you’re happy having 100 more things than you need??? Maybe you should get even more.”

marie: you have literally no option but to pursue things that make you happy, and thus your very large pen collection cannot be considered junk, since it brings you joy

All marie kondo did was inspire me to stop hoarding things out of guilt and thats a fucking godsend