i do what i want, you do what you're told

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

I need this shirt.

I found it online here!

I bought 2 of em

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

Oh my fucking god the beauty

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

My mom always taking things literal and making it into something religious like the other today i was listening to that Coldplay song that be like “When i ruled the world” she gone say “I like that song but the only person that’s the ruler of this world is the Almighty God” and im just like “Please stop”

Who else has been busy lately becoming a new person

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

My guy 💪

This is so cute I love it

when my mom says that I lie in bed too much and do nothing at all

Character development

PSYCH! i’m about to NUT

N: not control my emotions

U: unravel into a state of despair 

T: turn away from god and all light