pulling up jstor at the bar
It's kinda funny to me that just after they got out of a dangerous situation in 3x14 (with Hardwick), Hotch just started to talk about his ruined marriage to Spencer out of the blue
like what is he supposed to say to that, Hotch? Like what do u want him to do ksnfkskdks I know the rest of that trip was mad uncomfortable.
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"My wife wants me to sign the divorce papers."
"...I uh, wow... that sucks..."
Poor Spencer. Socially awkward at the best of times, being hyjacked by his emotionally frustrated boss to discuss his impending divorce.
Hotch, man...there's better ways to ask him out you know.
#fhhfhdh hotch: how do i emotionally connect with this boy i like uhhhh oh uhhhhh lemme talk about my wife! i need to tell him im available!#im so available reid#shes making me sign divorce papers#teehee you know?#like im free now#free for anything...#or anyone..#so reid have you been to that super nice italian place downtown?#you could hold my hand while i sign the divorce papers under some mood lighting
Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......
HotchReid doodle of the day: sneaking off to the bar's bathroom to have a chat about being (or not being) 'average'.
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someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing
❤️Quan-Tea-Co Half-Year Fics🖤
The wonderful members of our discord server, Quan-Tea-Co, have written a lot of fanfics so far this year - this is the rec list of January to June 2023!
🖤No Ship
- i’m just a little unwell by @spencer-reids-adventures, Derek Morgan & Spencer Reid, Teen, Without really thinking about it, he opens the mirrored cabinet to see if Spencer has some he can borrow, and is met with what looks like a pharmacy’s worth of orange prescription bottles. He knows he shouldn’t look at them—knows it’s an invasion of Reid’s privacy—but there’s a part of him that can’t help himself. A part of him that wants to know that Reid is okay. That he’s safe. That none of those bottles are narcotics. So he starts reading the labels… Spencer deals with chronic illness and medication issues, and Derek is there to help him.
- he’ll say he’s just not the same by @spencer-reids-adventures, Aaron Hotchner & Spencer Reid, Teen, Spencer suffers a depressive episode, and Hotch comes to check on him. The works in this series are unrelated to one another so you don’t have to read the other fics before reading this one.
- You Gotta Be Kittin’ Me by @pandorasdreamings, The BAU Team & The BAU Team, Gen, Spencer finds a kitten and hides it, but Hotch is allergic. Or The one where Spencer cries until Hotch lets him keep it.
- my body’s aching and my time is at hand by @spencer-reids-adventures, The BAU Team & Spencer Reid, Teen, Spencer attempts suicide. Twice.
- Please, Help Me by @tobias-hankel, Aaron Hotchner & Spencer Reid, Explicit, Spencer spent most of his 14 years alive alone and scared of his dad and how he might hurt him next. After Spencer can’t take it anymore, he has no other choice than to defend himself. Unsure what to do, the teen seeks help from Hotch.
- Strength In The Open by @eldrai, The BAU Team & Aaron Hotchner, Gen, Five times Hotch was ashamed of stimming, and one time he (mostly) wasn’t.
Ships under the cut
they should of casted willem dafoe as ken and tilda swinton as barbie
Me, job searching: uwu you are literally so amazing, majestic even- I want this job so much, I'll treat you so well I promise, I've got experience even! Look at my experience! Hire me, oh mighty one so I might serve you (and not become homeless)
The job: literally go fuck yourself, don't even look in our general direction. How dare you? If you even think about asking about your application status, we will send someone to assassinate you. ✨️Thanks for understanding✨️
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Computer wiring tunnel inside an abandoned coal power plant, photo by Bryan Buckley [1280x854]
first rule of dueling etiquette is to lick and suck on the tip of your opponent’s blade. to set the tone
There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn't disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It's like their version of the dvd screensaver.
Transmission #615 from SBIRS GEO-5 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Strange Time Cemetery 2. Vintage Sewage 3. Warehouse of Rewilding
