legiterally do not understand criticism of the batman like it’s the most accurate batman i’ve ever seen he’s tired he’s mentally ill he’s emo he’s cringe. plus he listens to nirvana and wears sunglasses indoors WHAT more could you possibly want
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TIL Carly Rae Jepsen and Naruto Uzumaki, better known as the biggest LGBT+ advocates to this day, are close friends in real life
Look, people, I work here, so I don't really dare to register @elonmusk-official and start a parody blog just I make someone mad at me at work. But I just want to let Tumblr know that url is free and if someone wanted to use it for something in the lines of any of the other official accounts we are proud to host here, well, just let me know so I can follow.
All the variations of the name need to be hit.
elonmuskofficial, elon-musk-official, officialelonmusk, official-elonmusk, official-elon-musk, etc. Also similar variations of the-real-elon-musk. Every single one of those needs to be snapped up. Get to work. I mean it.
list of mammals that are bugs
1. jerboa.
you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday
happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday
it's fucking friday
happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday
Anonymous asked:
IM GON SUCK YOUR DICK SO GOOD ULL CUM HARD ENOUGH TO TURN YOUR GNÜTTSACH INSIDE OUT
men’s tits reblog if you are a true men’s tits lover
"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all
call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping
they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins
Out of Touch
HAPPY ULTIMATE OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
the bros and i were playing our favorite game "say something beautiful" and it was going great until chadney accidentally described the face of god in perfect glorious detail and all of us were killed by exposure to holy radiance in our brains as we imagined it
i said what i said
Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.
tbh i’d rather eat toothpaste than mint chocolate chip
i said what i said
Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.
2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online
And it slapped
- me on a date: tell me your thoughts on 2014 tumblr them: oh that place? lol that was so cringe I- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go
- secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT! me: no government agent: say 2014 tumblr was cringe and the new culture is better! me: *spits blood at the agent’s feet* fuck you
- “[whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about]” I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
- because 2014 tumblr had the best snemes (
snakesnail memes) - none of you denying it now would survive the Skeleton War
- Beautiful Internet Era Too Good For This World, Too Pure
- girls don’t want boys, girls want a return to actually wholesome memes
- when I die I want 2020s tumblr to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time
- I will climb 90-post-per-day blog archives to find 2014 tumblr content. I crave that mineral
- this post is the real last meme of 2014
- “average site spawns 3 iconic memes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average site spawns 0 iconic memes per year. 2014 tumblr, which lived outside Plato’s cave & spawned over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction .
weather: its gonna snow
me:
Heritage Post
12/09/2017