“Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover and shamelessly spoils the end!”
not nearly enough ace attorney investigations appreciation in this world!!!!!!!
Their savage Asiatic AI-operated drones vs our benevolent Judeo-Christian AI-operated drones
My favorite part of the bible is when GD says "thou shall drone strike hospitals and schools in the middle east."
welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
cmyk test pages r like angels to me
do you understand
I made you something OP
the utterly insane implications of dean, fundamentally just a Guy, somehow capable of trapping an archangel in his mind via sheer force of will. that man took forty years of gay repression and weaponised it. go repression boy go your mind is literal steel trap
inaccurate, they will survive.
can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth
"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,
"Humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. Former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher,
3 hours, 37 minutes
he's just going to keep removing every feature he gets owned on until the site is a blank html page
The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks
Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages
- Oh, my hand
- The parchment is very hairy
- Thank God it will soon be dark
- St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
- Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
- Oh d fuckin abbot
- Massive hangover
- Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
- Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
- If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
- I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
- Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
- 11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
- Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
- If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen
what does oh d fuckin abbot even MEAN
an abbot is the head of a monastery so it just means “fuck my boss” basically, an abbreviation of “O damned fuckin Abbot”. this is what it looks like:
Brasenose College MS 7, f.62v
Warning: Long post about something very near my heart.
About three inches from it, give or take.
Tumblr, meet Cancer-Bob. (Bob, this is Tumblr. They’re lovely, but they’re gonna hate you.)
I got diagnosed with Bob about six weeks ago. (It’s fine, I’m not gonna die, I’m just gonna have a really shitty few months.) As is the way of my people, I started doing a comic about it. Except it’s not really a comic, because there’s only one picture in it, but it’s more a comic than it is anything else. A comic made entirely of words, I guess?
It’s mostly me screwing around with Typorama and word balloons and the alcohol ink tools in Procreate. I knew that if I had to draw hamsters or wombats, I’d never keep up. My energy levels are, uh, variable. But it’ll tell you the saga, or at least some of it, and I got really into making it, and I commit some spectacular atrocities with fonts.
(It’s ok to laugh, by the way. Some of it’s hilarious.)
(Also I’m very sorry, I can’t do alt text for all these. If someone wants to type them out, I will embrace you as a savior, but it’s just…a lot.)
This is only part one of rather a lot, but Tumblr has a 10 image limit from the app. I’ll put up more tomorrow. And I only just started chemo in real life, so there’ll be more. And then, if fate is kind, someday there won’t have to be.
I love you all, you know that?
I cant tell you how much it bothers me that all the iconic classic rock tracks in supernatural s1 have been replaced with terrible uncopyrighted stock rock . How can they just go back in time and change things. I want to buy all 15 seasons of supernatural on DVD in case the internet explodes . The dont fear the reaper in 1x12 has been replaced with practically ai generated electric guitar
I cant tell you how much it bothers me that all the iconic classic rock tracks in supernatural s1 have been replaced with terrible uncopyrighted stock rock . How can they just go back in time and change things. I want to buy all 15 seasons of supernatural on DVD in case the internet explodes . The dont fear the reaper in 1x12 has been replaced with practically ai generated electric guitar
This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.
Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??
I want to be absolutely clear that, when I write an alcoholic character, it's because I think that alcohol addiction and drinking to excess are cool. Just like when I write a criminal, I'm trying to persuade you, the reader, to take up a life of larceny and murder. Just so long as that's understood.
Oh good, because that's 100% the message I take from fictional media. For instance, I watched Hannibal for recipes and relationship advice.