alive in a sense

A cute little ship made from leftover bits and pieces of something bigger. Pretty pleased with this result.

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

a little bit of dinner in my life

a little bit of mah boi by my side

a little bit of spaghetti is all i need

a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see

a little bit of pingas in the sun

a little bit of pootis all night long

a little bit of lamp oil here i am

a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.

i knew what i must do

Unlike Louis, I recently invested in a second cup.

Moving was a bigger pain than anticipated and I'm riso printing this comic tomorrow, so all the asks (which I appreciate hugely and am looking forward to) got bumped down the queue.

fun fact: girls can have computers

fun fact: girls can be computers

fun fact: girls can kiss computers

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

happy pride month

Oops! turns out the Catholics have been reading the Bible wrong this whole time and Jesus’ real name is “Cringe Bitch.” We reached out to the pope for comment but he killed himself with a missile.

The Roman Missile that is

Nope. 9M14 Malyutka. Set up the little suitcase across the room and just blew himself to pieces. It’s on TikTok.

I don’t think TicTok should host people blowing up

probably

if hacking had any impact they'd make it illegal

maia, don’t they want to throw you in jail for hacking?

^-^

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry