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YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE MASTERLISTS AND STORY PRIMERS

If you are searching for the Hookhausen video masterlist, that post is located 🧡🦷 HERE 🦷🧡

🖤 💚 the junglecorpse story video lives here 💚 🖤

tumblr fic master list

reminder that my ao3 account is here

🧡🖤hookhausen (hook/danhausen)

think of yesterday | keep you safe | stop the world | silver bullet | someone you loved | grind against your bones | kiss 17 | dimples | desperate | first kiss | wasn’t meant to hear | ‘now you know how i feel’ - follow-up | ‘you were born to bow to me’ - follow-up | ‘stop throwing pearls’ - follow-up | ‘i found love where it wasn’t supposed to be’ - follow-up | disadvantage | hook joins the best friends | let me see you | haven’t done this before | that was you | stop pretending | not what it sounds like | voice mail | dance with the devil | play nurse | something you ought to know | take them out | valentine’s | black remnants | done differently | out of the bag | give me the night | the undone and the divine | these foolish things | the quiet of other people | dismissal | day after | stay quiet | safest | threaten | the offering | evil hookhausen | we all have secrets | is that my shirt | kiss 10 | whispering encouragement | grind | confiding | sweet and spicy | screentime | sauna | surprise encounter | let you rip me apart | talk about it | i tried | everyone saw

🖤💚junglecorpse (jack/darby)

ride | do you understand | alone together | they say we won’t last | why do they love you | hospital | playing us both | shower | discovery | salon | ‘down into the water black’ - epilogue | naked coffee | taste you | don’t leave me | hesitantly | ruin me | my plan all along | talk to you later | don’t fear the reaper | hospital roommates | can’t say it | just a little more | jekyll & hyde | i think i’m in love | the little things

🧡💚junglehook (jack/hook)

kiss 83 | not what you want | in danger | lighthouse AU flashback | you’re a nightmare | got you against the wall | gum swap | wild things | the next stage | on top | where it hurts | backstage victory | candids | elevator | why didn’t you say anything

💚🤜🤛🧡the besties (jack & hook)

college AU | besties break-up part 1 | besties break-up part 2 | ghost hunting | tattoo parlor | coffee shop | new friends | martha is the safe word | matchmaker | commit a felony | i need your help | too many miles | death threats | fell asleep | the theater | no one will find you here | concert | showing affection | party-hopper

🔮🍑spookypeach (anna/julia)

scents | promise | not the right move | wish it were me | an option | ceiling fan | you’re ready | i still miss you

the russian roulette of other wrestle pairings

kiss 48 | kiss 46 | hookcaster | absolutehook | orangedarby | tazhausen | darbyhook | danhausen/evilhausen | orangedarby 2 | jack & julia | orangehausen | darbyhausen | nothing you can give me | junglehookhausen | half-deadjunglehook | max caster gets his shit rocked | jungleorange | orangedarby 3 | the quad | darby hook part 1 | darbyhook part 2 | let’s get him back | darbyhook again | orangedarby again | darbyhook kiss | dariushook | orangehook treats | hook + darby treat | hook talks to RVD | orangehook manflu

chrono trigger

shallow regret | kiss 99 | ‘saints & martyrs’ - follow-up | how dare you | come to laugh at me | mist | destiny | as a yes | never wanted more

chrono cross

kiss 1 | ‘top shot’ - follow-up | feather | on a scar | breakfast | in danger

current tag to search for all works written since the tumblr-pocalypse is tag so you don’t lose this shit. anything posted to AO3 is removed to keep this somewhat manageable.

Made a pecan pie from scratch, a gluten-free pumpkin pie for my Celiac grandfather, and had enough filling left for 3 ramekins so we can have a little treat of pumpkin pudding cups tonight. ❤️

There aren't rafters in Wembley. Maybe that's for the best, all things considered; there are only sprawling, dimly-lit hallways that lead to locked maintenance doors and concrete stairwells. Darby finds Jack at the end of one of them, his knees pulled as far to his chest as he can and his forehead resting on his arm. He's minus the FTW belt now.

Darby slides down to the floor next to him, his shoulder blades dragging down the wall. Jack raises his head, brief, and then takes up his miserable position again.

It takes a few minutes of silence for Jack to finally speak. "Go away."

"No," Darby replies. He laces his fingers in his lap and crosses his ankles. "I'm not leaving, so better get used to me."

Jack laughs, horrible. "Why?"

"Because no one should be alone after losing a belt. Not even you."

Then they sit, for a very long time, long enough that Darby is sure Jack’s thighs must have cramped up. Slowly, inch by inch, Jack tips to the side until his head is resting against Darby’s bicep. And then they sit some more, while Jack’s breathing sluggishly evens out, until he no longer sounds like every inhale hurtles him closer to the proverbial edge.

"Hey," Hook says, and drops the FTW belt on Jack's lap before he even continues with, "Hold this for me."

"Sure," Jack replies, the slow drawl of someone most likely rolling their eyes when Hook can't see it. "Anything to help. Love holding this belt for you."

There's an edge there. Hook frowns. "Don't."

"Making me jealous?" Jack asks. He lifts his gaze. "Is that the plan here?"

Hook abandons his locker raiding and leans down. Plants his hands on the bench on either side of Jack’s legs. "Are you jealous?" And then, when Jack doesn't answer, he adds, "If you want, you can wear it later tonight. Around your waist, even." He leans further, his mouth brushing against Jack’s cheek. "With nothing beneath."

Jack shudders. There's a strangled sort of laugh there. "God dammit, Hook," he mumbles, but it's no longer twinged with envy and instead laced with something else.

"Darling," Irenes says, mostly bubbles and litling song beneath the water. Sometimes, they are in the waves; other times, they are in the sky. But the clouds are a lot like the white caps on the ocean, and it's all the same to Harle, in the end. "You mustn't cry. Things will smooth over, in the end."

"Oh non, I am not crying." A lie, but Irenes will allow her to keep it as a shield. She always does. "It is just that things will fall apart, and it brings me pain to see the timelines close."

Irenes reaches for Harle's cheeks, her face. "Everything always changes. Just like the tides. They kiss the rocks every day, but they are different every time."

"The tide is not the only thing that offers such devotion," Harle murmurs.

"Such loyalty."

"Ah. Too obvious? The others may know."

Irenes smiles. "Don't worry. You were not that obvious."