Monster Love

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

Look, taako might not be good with the words, but you know, i think ango gets that Mr From Tee-vee shows love in other ways, if he cooks for you, you probably have a bit of his heart.  Angus just also wants it in writing 💜

From this post, but i had to go a step further and make it sappy, sure me ✨commission info in source link below✨

Well shit, Henry Jenkins, out here in 1997 dropping truth bombs

Oh hey I need this for a research paper I'm writing, thank you!

i mean he had been out here since 1988 dropping such bombs:

Jenkins, Henry. “Star Trek Rerun, Reread, Rewritten: Fan Writing as Textual Poaching.” Critical Studies in Mass Communication 5, no. 2 (1988): 85–107. https://doi.org/10.1080/15295038809366691.  

there are even some earlier works in fan studies but that’s what i have ready to hand. 

Inexplicably getting angry anytime you see a mailman uniform. 

*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats

QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks

hey yall, i’m having a few book promotions this month, so if you’re curious about my monster office romances, they’ll be free/on sale to read!

These books are a series, but can be read as standalones. Book 2 references a couple events from Book 1, but it’s not plot dependent. 

LOVE LAUGH LICH (Feb 13-19) 

THE ORC FROM THE OFFICE (Feb 7-9, & 22-23)

MORE CONTENT NOTES/TWs FOUND AT KATE-PRIOR.COM

I would absolutely recommend both of these books. I loved them both, so if you’re looking for something fun to read, check ‘em out!

‘Belehrung’ by Sergius Hruby, 1935

@monstersandmaw

Big beefy man.

Oh big beefy man is making a cake.

Big beefy man is making the cutest cake ever.

Call that beefcake

New Crow Time 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

Answer the question.

❤️  A sweet succubus, feeling absolutely famished  ❤️

The tragedy of an ancient vampire who prior to vampirism, discovered and shared garlic with the world.

Wet beast Wednesday

Oh they’re notching her tail. See the little bit taken out? That tells whoever catches her next to let her go– it’s a sort of “hey, this is a reproductive female; let’s keep the cycle going by putting her right back in the water” signal. The bit will grow back in 2-3 shed cycles, which takes a couple years.

They know she’s able to reproduce bc she was caught with eggs.

The abrupt way he slams the fish into her claw is so funny though like take your fucking lunch and get the fuck out of here. Ma'am.

Imagine being grabbed by eldritch giants and they give you lunch and send you back home

Imagine they shove a whole fucking cow in your arms and throw you back to the Earth

It’s better than that, even. First they give you a tramp stamp that says, “Too fuckable to kill” and THEN they slam a dead cow into your arms and throw you back to Earth.

Hand-embroidered Dorian Pavus character card from Dragon Age Inquisition, 11.5x19.5 cm. 73 hours of work. This was my biggest embroidery project to date and I couldn’t be happier with the result. The third photo is the colour mockup next to the final.

❤Your crafts are pure magic❤

I do fiber arts and let me just say holy shit. that is so fucking beautiful you magnificent beast of a person. You nailed it. Your stitches are perfection, your color choices are immaculate.

You should be so fucking proud of yourself, @hattedhedgehog for making that, because it is amazing.