listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
this whole post got me in tears
So I had this girlfriend, who ended up cheating on me with another girl. we didn’t speak for five months until we became friends again, at which point I met the new girlfriend. a month later, I broke the two of them up and started sleeping with my ex. recently, I matched with the girl my ex left me for on tinder. Now neither of us is involved with our ex and we’re good friends
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this worked last night lets go for round two
wow i really wanna get crunk
This is important
I want a zombie
@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.
i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY
me: *cracks knuckles*
person: you shouldn’t do that! you’ll get arthritis when ur older
me:
quick, someone who’s never seen scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed explain what’s happening
not possible everyone’s seen scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed
