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To Live Will Be An Awfully Big Adventure

@adventuresofahufflepunk

| Roo | they/them | 25 | infp | Aries |

So my sleep habits are atrocious and I haven’t gotten very good sleep this week

And I downloaded Pokemon Sleep and now my Pokemon are suffering for my bad choices and

I have honestly never felt so motivated to sleep better in my life.

I will change for you, my babies.

Alright fuckers, I’m about to revamp my tumblr so I can actually use it again LETS GOOOO

Etienne Rarnis: Brynjolf can I please start doing jobs again?
Brynjolf: What did Opal say?
Etienne Rarnis: She said no...
Brynjolf: And what makes you think I'm going to change her answer?
Etienne Rarnis: Because she's not the boss of you.
Brynjolf, in his head: This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap-
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Y’all can’t tell me that Brynjolf isn’t the most romantic and suave motherfucker out there. I’m talking being showered with stolen jewels, gold, the finest clothes, fresh flowers from noble gardens, your favorite sweets.. he’d scale the wall of your home and hang a bouquet of your favorite flowers outside your window and sneak you both into strictly “upper class” parties for the expensive food and kisses on a palace balcony. Steal a canoe or horse for a romantic boat ride or horse ride through the rift at sunset?? Absolutely he will.

Mercer Frey: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Brynjolf: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

Mercer Frey: They're not.

Brynjolf: Haha, very funny.

Mercer Frey: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Brynjolf: No... what happened?

Mercer Frey: ...Why would you fall for this again-