johnny depp is me

when you and a friend join a fandom together

on a scale of 1 to painting the invisible boat mobile how good is your idea 

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

steven colbert meeting ian mckellen is all of us meeting ian mckellen

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x Part 3: x

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*sees good art* *gets excited* *thinks I can art* *tries to art* *cant art* *sobs*