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The Boy

@advancedpansexualtactics

Visual Desperado

Funeral Checklist

1. Buried near the sea in a coffin, not cremated.

2. Everyone in black suits/dresses. PURE black. Except for me. I'd be in a red beach shirt (like the one Donald wears in BTI album art) and bluish grey floral shorts.

3. Black tulips. Arches.

4. Highway to Hell - AC/DC

5. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

6. Stand Tall, 53.49, i. flight of the navigator, iii. urn - Childish Gambino

7. Into My Arms - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

8. Liquor. Even to 16/17 year olds, if they want/need it. It's an Irish wake, basically.

9. Gravestone says “Not appreciating my puns while I was alive was a grave mistake.”

10. Gravestone is a large granite (preferably red or black) F.

11. End with Frank Ocean. Oh, Ryan from undocumented, RARE. Strawberry Swing from nostalgia, ULTRA. Thinkin Bout You. Nikes. Nights. Self Control. End it with Futura Free.

12. Keep in mind that the songs will be playing in the background as you bitch about me with the other attendees. You can stop talking and listen, or drink till you can't see.

13. Have fun.

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nuggss

Ants be like that

I used to keep track of the different ant colonies in my yard as a child and it was the wildest shit. You could tell the difference between colonies by colors & pattern if you looked closely enough. They’d stage ant wars on the sidewalks that lasted days, just ants murdering each other, and the cleanup afterwards would last days longer as the survivors pick up and carry away the carcasses. Once I saw a war happening between the colony that lived under the berry bush and a colony I didn’t recognize, and evidently the berry colony lost, because after the war their nest site was empty… and then a few days later was inhabited by the other colony that had fought them.

Once at a lake I saw an ant travel like 3 meters across flat rock carrying a dead ant, and he kept going until he got to the cliff side and then kept going down towards the water, and he didn’t stop until he got to where the rock was wet. Then he stood there for a few seconds, dropped the corpse into the water, waited a little longer, and then headed back the way he came. I feel like I witnessed a ceremony

Chinese Satellite - Phoebe Bridgers / Disco Elysium / My My, Hey Hey - Neil Young / Cowboy Bebop x 26 / Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book / (unknown) / Andy Muschietti’s direction during the quarry scene in It: Chapter Two / DE / Chelsea Wolfe, from Hisspun; “Two Spirit” / Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A history of Folk Horror (Kier-La Janisse, 2021) / Catherynne M. Valente, Deathless / DE / The Four Generations of Chang E - Zen Cho / DE / (x) / DE / James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room / DE / W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence / Safia Elhillo, from Home Is Not a Country; “The Stranger” / Succession 03x07 / My Tears Ricochet - TayIor Swift / DE / Thomas Wolfe, You Can’t Go Home Again / DE / James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room / Riches and Wonders - The Mountain Goats / Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces / Warsan Shire, Home / Pathologic 2 / Warsan Shire, Home / Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me / Emily Jungmin Yoon, from “Related Matters” / Kentucky Route Zero / Lorde - Buzzcut Season / The Penumbra Podcast 02x09 / Black Sails 01x02 / Anne Carson, Men in the Off Hours; “Interview with Hara Tamiki (1950)” / DE / When the Sick Rule the World, ‘Phone Home’ by Dodie Bellamy / Night in the Woods / The End - Kings of Leon / Hermann Hesse, Demian: The Story of Emil Sinclair’s Youth

Hi hi

I’m a regular at the Mr. Robot subreddit, and every time someone announces that they finished the show for the first time, I give them a list of Mr. Robot-related things for them to check out before they give the show another watch. Ever since the show moved to Netflix in certain countries, there’s been an influx of new watchers, so I like to help them out with additional content in case they’re itching for another fix but don’t feel up for a rewatch right away. I don’t really use Tumblr anymore but I figured I’d drop the list here in case people don’t know that there are other things outside the show that exist!

Mr. Robot is one of those shows that you absolutely HAVE to rewatch at least once. It’s a completely different story when you already know the major plot points. You will catch all the subtle hints and foreshadowing that lead up to the biggest reveals/twists, and you realize that Sam Esmail knew where he was going with the story from the very beginning (Fun fact: He originally penned the show as a movie, so he already knew how the story was going to end long before he knew it was going to be a show!). Remember how confusing 104 was? It makes a lot more sense on a rewatch. That’s just one of the many things that become a lot clearer when you revisit the show.

But the plot can be very dense and it might take awhile to fully digest everything before you’re ready to dive back in, so I always suggest checking out the following while you’re prepping yourself for that crucial rewatch.

- Remember the journal Elliot keeps in season 2? It exists, and you can read or listen to it yourself! It’s called Red Wheelbarrow (Duh); what’s neat about the physical copy of the journal is that it’s meant to look almost exactly like the one he keeps in the show. It’s in “his handwriting” (Not Rami Malek’s unfortunately, but it’s Courtney Looney, who was a writer for the show; she and Sam co-wrote the journal), and it comes with a bunch of neat little trinkets that serve as puzzles that you can decode! Some of the stuff that’s included are a postcard written by Darlene, a newspaper clipping, and a page ripped out from a book. There is an eBook version, as well as an audiobook narrated by Carla (The trans inmate). It’s a great addition if you’re a fan of the show and it provides a lot of important context! Chronologically, it takes place immediately after season 1 when Elliot gets arrested, all the way up to when he gives Carla the journal so she can burn it. You’re filled in on what he’s been up to in the early days of his jail time.

- There is a VR/360 video experience that you can watch on YouTube. Warning: It’s super sad. Watch out for Sam Esmail’s cameo! He also makes a cameo in each season of the show.

- There was a mobile game that was published by Telltale (It was developed by a different studio though). You can’t download it on app stores anymore, but you can download an emulator and the game file and play it that way, or you can watch a walk through on YouTube. It takes place shortly before the Steel Mountain hack in season 1, and it’s a must play if you’re a big Darlene fan. The premise is basically: Darlene loses her phone, you find it, and she forces you to do tasks for her and fsociety. It’s kind of like a text adventure game. It’s super fun; Darlene basically bullies you for the entire game and it’s great.

- When the show was still on air, there was an ARG that fans could play alongside each new episode. There were a bunch of complicated puzzles and interesting clues that added a lot of context to the show. A group of dedicated people solved each puzzle on Reddit; their sub is called r/ARGsociety and you can view every puzzle on their wiki page.

- You can watch deleted scenes, gag reels, and behind the scenes featurettes on YouTube! This playlist also includes a snippet of The Careful Massacre of the Bourgeoise, aka the movie Elliot and Darlene love watching every Halloween.

This show is packed with nuance and depth; you can spend hours dissecting everything and you’d probably only be able to scratch the surface. It’s such a brilliant show and I love it to bits. I’m always up for an opportunity to blab about the show as well so you can always message me if you want to talk about it, whether it be about the show itself or if you just want to gush about how much you enjoyed it (Though I’m on Reddit far more regularly than here so it’s probably best you messaged me there instead so I’ll actually get a notification for it lol).

one time when I was really hecking tired i tried to phrase “i like steak and stuff on the rarer side when a restaurant or friend cooking for me permits that to happen” and it came out as “if left unattended I may eat raw beef” and i have no idea what PONG style antics my brain got up to to lead the train of thought down that disused rail line 

The Akira bike slide and every animation ever made since the 1988/1990 film releases

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monjustmon

My post of the year, and the decade, and my favorite addition.

This one quickly passed my most popular game-related posts and rarely slows down. Made the gif as an afterthought to my comment about a Shadowrun bike possibly being a subtle Akira nod; it’s mostly based on a short tribute video with captions I couldn’t translate.

Don't fight

Little fly

I will surely

Hit the sky

And open the gate

Like a blind child

And I'll be home in a bit

And I will lay down

Useless flies

They're in my house

They make me lie

They make you doubt

Don't wander away

No one's right here

It's all a war

That no one notices now

Don't go

What if I don't

Love would change

I know I would

Oh home in a bit

With all my rights here

I was born

And now I'm rolling about

And if it's black

And when it's doubt

Let's go hard

Whatever's south

Just hold me again

Like the last time

I was sure you would wait

But I must quiet down

I'm gone, but you

Won't let me go

These bones won't tell the truth

Don't let me go

Songwriters: S. Sawhney / K. Singh / K. Sundareshan

This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..

This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form

there is no way to predict how this video will go

I have been reduced to tears

The sheer Rube Goldberg-ian surrealist absurdity keeps hitting me with thoughts like “this is how engineers swat flies” and now I can’t stop watching.

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elkian

Wait this is the TOAST VIDEO I scrolled past this like a FOOL the other day I’ve been looking for this thing for WEEKS

This person nearly hospitalised themself so many times