A New Me

It's about damn time these fuckers learned that they don't get just parade around in their faux gestapo getups without someone showing them what's what.

It's amazing how quickly these wannabe tough guy fascists turn into sniveling snowflakes as soon as they are met with even a little resistance.

"I thought I could come in and harass queers and threaten to kill them in peace!"

You really thought people were going to just let you come in and spout your hateful nonsense without any backlash? The audacity! That's a lifetime of unchecked privilege at play. I'm sometimes afraid to even leave my house while existing as a trans woman, and you thought you could just gamet away with this?

Talk shit, get hit.

Idk man I think when you're dealing with Nazis maybe violence is the answer

i can't remember who said it but i think this is summed up well by "tolerance is a social contract and covers only those who abide by it"

Here it is :)

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

you know what i deserve this

Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean

NOT ANYMORE THERE AINT

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

OMG!!!

Of course, you can pronounce the words in Dune any way you wish, BUT

:-))))

my dad worked in HR for a big company before he retired. they offered summer internships for the children of employees, which I did for a few years during college. the pay wasn’t high, but you still did basically the same tasks as a full-time employee in your department

and it was WILD

I’d finish a task in a day, only to be told that was my task for the week. my boss was blown away and raved about my efficiency. which was very nice but like…dude. you gave me about 6 hours worth of work, and that’s at a leisurely pace with an hour-long lunch break. why are you so impressed?

eventually I started messing around on my phone for hours to drag the tasks out longer, because I felt bad when my boss had to scramble to find things for me to do. I got like ten fanfic chapters written per month that way

meanwhile, at my last retail job, I got in trouble for talking to vendors at the adjoining stalls during slow periods

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more guys because I have disorders

You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

“Balls to the wall” is a great phrase because it sounds vulgar but it’s not so you can say it at work and not get in trouble.

It’s an (antique) aviation term equivalent to “pedal to the metal” for when the engine controls are pushed all the way forward and the ball-shaped grips are up against the wall.

BUT it conjures up vivid imagery of a crass scene in which drop-trou contortionists are bent over and backed up against the wall, perhaps in preparation for some bizarre sexual relay race. Or an execution?

Truly an excellent term that I hope never falls out of common parlance.

I heard it was from centrifugal governors on steam engines!

When the balls go to their maximum diameter (to the wall) the steam engine is running at its fastest speed

Oh, guess I always figured it was an aviation term for like, pulling so many Gs that your balls are getting tugged in an unnatural direction, this makes more sense

It’s such a beautiful and multidimensional phrase, isn’t it? What other idioms do so much simultaneously to evoke sexual acrobatics, body horror, firing squads, glory holes, and aircraft operation? I think we should honor it with an Idiom if the Month award.

This is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to me

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

"I want," the man said to the art robot, and then described an image in some detail. "Certainly," said the art robot. A printout came out of its chest. "Thank y- Hey! What's this?" "A list of artists who make images of the kind you describe, and who are accepting commissions."

This is a horror story to a techbro and a feel-good comedy to anyone with a sense of human decency.

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

Holy shit lol

We stan

That ending fucking blindsided me

That's not how demographics work.

It could be if we’re all brave enough

Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047

as always, xkcd has a comic for this