Imperial Snapchat. Admiral Piett is currently leading the contest.
Thanks for the wonderful idea, @kaelinaloveslomaris and @occasionalinanity
I am sorry
Boba: Hey, Vader, wanna take a selfie?
Anakin hindbrain: *chanting* SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE-
Vader: …ugh, fine.
Boba: lol cool, I’m gonna use the cat ears feature!
Anakin hindbrain: *ungodly screeching noises*
The fucking level of art quality for this fucking shitpost.
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
Okay, I do not know where I thought this was going from cutting our a sponge like that at the start, but... That was not it.
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HBD!
The Mandalorian | 1x02 - “Chapter Two”
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
The street finds its own uses.
Amazing Snow Chonkers
Photos by Sämpy
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dire
Dare
Bare
Bard
Card
Care
Mare
Male
Made
Mode
Code
Cone
Core
Lord
Lore
Lyre
Pyre
Pare
part
Fart
farm
Fare
Fore
Sort
Soft
Sift
silt!
silk
Milk
Mill
Mull
Male
Mile
Pile
Pill
Kill
bull
ball
Fall
Fell
full
cull
cult
pult
pull
pool
Cool
Fool
food
Fond
Find
fine
mine
Mint
Tint
Tent
Rent
Bent
Bend
Mend
Mead
Read
Real
Teal
Tear
Fear
Dear
Rear
Pear
Peat.
Heat
Most
Mist
Mast
Mask
lust
Last
Past
Pest.
Zest
Nest
Neat!
Heat
Seat
Beat
Bear
Fear
Pear
Tear
Teal
Seal
Heal
Heel
Heep
Keep
Kelp
Help
Hell
Hill
Mill
Mole
Sold
Told
Bold
Bolt
Boot
Doot
Don’t
Done
Bone
Bond
Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that
Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”
ambivert comics
i have had this picture open in a tab at work for like four days now. instant picker-upper. look at dis baaaby
:)))))))
(Caption: “Life is a party and I’m the piñata.”)
Probably the best gag of the season.
tfw you just need your players to get to the damn quest already
Listen, this show was fucking hilarious and the music was so catchy. I miss it.
It’s so sad and frustrating to see these acts happen in the name of greed.
Capitalism will not allow natural resources to remain in Indigenous hands. Fucking greed is the driving force
I’m surprised that I’m fucking surprised. Like they are there to fucking protect the forest but a bunch of rich men make this happen for money…for worthless paper yall!!!
My take on The losers’ club 🎃
lava lizards sitting on the heads of marine iguanas is literally the cutest thing ever but i also could not fukkin resist
No caption necessary except 😂
Like I’ve said before: the English never got over Julius Caesar forcing them to bathe and speak in complete sentences and have been a feral menace ever since.
Valkyrie, after finding out what Earth call their women homosexuals: Thor, did I ever tell you that I’m lesbian?
Thor, an Earth lesbian icon who knows exactly what a lesbian is but has been shown that one specific vine by Peter: I thought you were Asgardian
Valkyrie:
Valkyrie: why are you laughing so hard at your own stupidity?
this? quality post.
