call me a clown
i think kids online should really get back to making internetsonas instead of whatever fuckshit this is with putting their entire real faces, names, ages, and such everywhere. you're not gonna realize how nice internet privacy is until you dont have it anymore and no chance at getting it back. make up a guy and a name and just be that online. make up conflicting details about your completely made up backstory. make a fursona or something
i saw people talking about this on THIS website, saying how it was Suspicious if you didn't have your ostensibly real name and info on your account like. NO THAT IS WHAT IT IS FOR. be safe!! be a made up wizard!! (and sure as hell be someone your job/parents/school/we won't find) this isn't faced book. also, i really hate to break it to you, but that person who has full name and info on their acc ......... could also be making it up
wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.
Literally this
rb to fungus your followers
(they deserve it) (they have been very good)
hes waiting by the microwave
WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE
NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE
You might think "americans and their lack of free healthcare, am I right?" but no. The farmer in Brazil living 15 minutes away from the public hospital, who can call us and get a free ambulance ride, will look at his own floppy arm nearly bended in half and go "whatever, it's my left arm anyway, I can hold stuff with my teeth. That arm was always shit."
oops i tripped and dropped my
youtube frontends
oh no this one has sponsorblock support
oopsie poopsies this one is its own standalone client
aw fuck my android boy!!
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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.
Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.
i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format
you absolute dumb fucks. Slashing tires is really dangerous and many cars don’t even have tube tires anymore. Cum in the fuel tank
Idiot, that’s indecent exposure in a public location. This is a one way ticket to the sex offender registry.
What you wanna do is lay down some nails or other small sharp objects at the end of their driveway. somewhere they won’t see but will absolutely drive over. this will cause their tires to slowly deflate. They can’t claim insurance on their own negligence to check for sharp objects in their driveway. It is their driveway after all. They should know not to leave nails there.
you can bring cum in a bottle to the car. If you had more than one brain cell you would plan in advance
If you used the one that’s bouncing around in your skull like a windows Screensaver you’d know that the way you worded it implies that you are doing it on the spot rather than pouring it in. If you expect people to read it as you’ve now described you should’ve said “pour cum in their fuel tank”, which implies the cum was prepared ahead of time.
i want someone to cum in my fuel tank 🥴
I hate this website
i love the people i find on here, i need to put you in jars and examine you
All these people and not one landed on “key their car.”
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where i come from this is called karmawhoring
Where you come from people piss in the streets
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.
Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it."
Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting?
At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference.
No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk.
"Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is.
I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.
This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).
It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.
Thank you, that means a lot coming from you, @unyanizedcatboys
I mean clearly if y'all are worried about your favourite shows getting delayed or cancelled y'all should help the Writers Guild in their strike and make life worse for all the CEOs and force them to concede to the Unions' terms. Get them fair pay faster, get your shows back faster.
And if you think otherwise, consider this:
How much milk do you think you can get if you kill the cow because the farmer wouldn't feed it?