viktor-zhjarnek
Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is
My mind refuses to believe that ordering a small Dairy Queen Blizzard is more sensible than ordering a large Dairy Queen Blizzard.
Kids these days have no idea how many years it took to get people to stop spelling “email” with a hyphen.
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first starburst I eat tonight
I think I may
I think I might
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Whisper has the high ground, so, like, don’t do it.
This cobranded promotional campaign would’ve been impossible with rival restaurant brand Applesnake’s.
Cricket and the Imaginary Wind Tunnel Test
Not that long ago, Twitter was my go-to social media destination. Now, I’m contemplating moving its tarnished icon to one of my social app folder’s back pages to make room for Threads up front.
I’m thinking Twitter can go after Nextdoor.
Social media taught me a new word!
Farrago: a confused mixture
example: “I bank at Wells Farrago.”
You can tell it’s Mattel…It’s swell!
(seen at Cards, Games & More/Comic Realms in Bismarck)
It was a short week dominated by leaping into the unknown, but I have fancy little tomatoes.
Does anyone here remember that time Disney made a bad live action reboot of Beauty and the Beast and then decided that they should just... 3D scan Emma Watson's face to go on the Belle dolls they made.
Every time I remember this exists I start laughing so hard I feel nauseous. She looks like she's trying to pretend she's not high while talking to her son's homeroom teacher