I didn't realise it was pointing up and was falling onto the camera I thought the printer was leaping at me
pov: you just asked someone to toss you your keys
me when im absolutely winning at gay sex
Thanks Cumming, GA
FROM THE CITY THAT BROUGHT YOU
sorry babe, you gotta keep edging until you beat me in cummingopoly
This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
satanblessitt
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.
Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.
like this post to run over elon musk with a 1993 renault twingo
reblog to put it in reverse and run him over again
HEY STAFF YOU'RE NEXT IF YOU DON'T UNFUCK MY WEBBED SITE
girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not horrifying mode of transport but i just remembered we used to have those fucking balloon airships. i dont like planes myself but thank god we started making air transport out of shit that wasnt 100% flammable
domt like that
girl they used to catch fire for no reason and kill everyone
THAT WAS ONE TIME
it happened a few times
doctor just diagnosed me with a kindness in my eyes that can't quite be put into words
Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here's a king sized candy bar
Ohohohoho!! Allow me!
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[oc] “ur like me!!”
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I had to Google “dora trampoline lightning” but I found it. This is it. This is the funniest image on the internet. Everyone can go home. It was fun while it lasted.
gar-dev-oir
This is how azula killed aang
Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
happy black out and reblog posts monday
“When you’re a trans woman you are made to walk this very fine line, where if you act feminine you are accused of being a parody and if you act masculine, it is seen as a sign of your true male identity. And if you act sweet and demure, you’re accused of reinforcing patriarchal ideas of female passivity, but if you stand up for your own rights and make your voice heard, then you are dismissed as wielding male privilege and entitlement. We trans women are made to teeter on this tightrope, not because we are transsexuals, but because we are women. This is the same double bind that forces teenage girls to negotiate their way between virgin and whore, that forces female politicians and business women to be aggressive without being seen as a bitch, and to be feminine enough not to emasculate their alpha male colleagues, without being so girly as to undermine their own authority.”
— Julia Serano, Excluded: Making Feminist and Queer Movements More Inclusive, p 28-9 (via lugardepiedras)
EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED
cummy-chameleon
Cathartic release
Took a wrong turn somewhere
i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
