okay .

me on tumblr: boys are demons! they have killed my crops burned down my house murdered my pets! we must defeat them

me on the streets when i see an average boy w nice hair:

twitter has absolutely no chill and i love it 

Donald you self loving piece of shit

I’m surprised he hasn’t pulled this in kingdom hearts

Living with a magician

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

Madonna is not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom

every meal at a restaurant by Cody Ko

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

no one understands

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

⊱♛⊰

Please never explain this to me

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

So are we gonna talk about how a cat is better at fruit ninja than me?

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*