Some fun facts for your weekend
the-sherrifs-extra-secret-police
What People Think ADHD is: fourth grader on a sugar high
What ADHD Actually Is: you decide to make cookies, so you put a stick of butter on the counter to soften. While waiting for the butter, you notice something in the living room that you need to put back in your room. You walk into your room with the item, and notice that your floor is messy, so you decide to clean your room. The house is quiet though, so you open your phone to pull up spotify for some music. When you look at your phone, you see that you have three facebook notifications. You hate unopened notifications, so you open facebook to clear them. As you go to do that, you see a buzzfeed quiz that somebody shared. You click on the link, take that quiz, and then proceed to spend the next hour and a half taking buzzfeed quizzes. You take a quiz titled “what parks and recreation character are you?” and it reminds you that you haven’t watched parks and rec in a while. So you pull up netflix, and proceed to watch 6 episodes of parks and rec in a row. As you’re about to start the 7th, you realize that you’re a little hungry, so you head out into the kitchen, only to find the now melted, ruined stick of butter all over the counter. So you clean up your butter mess from earlier, and decide that you still want to make cookies, so you put a new stick on the counter to soften. As you look for your other ingredients, though, you see some expired food on your shelf, and decide that you need to clean out the fridge…
what ADHD also is: fourth grader on a sugar high
stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick
True, true, and true. It always takes me twice as long as it should to cook
And I always reorganize the fridge and cabinets while I do so >.<
It’s like “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie” but with miscellaneous, not particularly fun tasks
For those who needed this today.
ironmanstan
God, the look in his eyes. he means it.
bringing this back
liannalaufey2012
I needed this thank you <3
I always reblog this when I see it, and I need it everytime it comes up.
If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.
thechrysalisamidst
welp
rivainibabe
thats creepy
This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN
No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.
mama-sally
GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃
sophies-sideshow
Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days. Let’s see what happens this time.
Abuse begins with insecurity
My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS
! IMPORTANT !
…no joke
i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.
no fucking joke.
someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.
now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.
DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.
RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS.
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.
As far as I can gather from the notes, it’s essentially a link to like… a phishing site or something that grabs your password, but it’s embedded within a plain text version of an AO3 link. It’s… bad. Post is apparently from about June 6, 2019.
Reposting on the off chance this might be legit
WTF?!? Reblogging to save an account. Careful, peeps!!
the-sherrifs-extra-secret-police
What People Think ADHD is: fourth grader on a sugar high
What ADHD Actually Is: you decide to make cookies, so you put a stick of butter on the counter to soften. While waiting for the butter, you notice something in the living room that you need to put back in your room. You walk into your room with the item, and notice that your floor is messy, so you decide to clean your room. The house is quiet though, so you open your phone to pull up spotify for some music. When you look at your phone, you see that you have three facebook notifications. You hate unopened notifications, so you open facebook to clear them. As you go to do that, you see a buzzfeed quiz that somebody shared. You click on the link, take that quiz, and then proceed to spend the next hour and a half taking buzzfeed quizzes. You take a quiz titled “what parks and recreation character are you?” and it reminds you that you haven’t watched parks and rec in a while. So you pull up netflix, and proceed to watch 6 episodes of parks and rec in a row. As you’re about to start the 7th, you realize that you’re a little hungry, so you head out into the kitchen, only to find the now melted, ruined stick of butter all over the counter. So you clean up your butter mess from earlier, and decide that you still want to make cookies, so you put a new stick on the counter to soften. As you look for your other ingredients, though, you see some expired food on your shelf, and decide that you need to clean out the fridge…
what ADHD also is: fourth grader on a sugar high
stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick
True, true, and true. It always takes me twice as long as it should to cook
And I always reorganize the fridge and cabinets while I do so >.<
It’s like “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie” but with miscellaneous, not particularly fun tasks
I finished my little comic “Home”. A little story about how after many years of wander Azar Sarantus returns to a place that like a home. And how he meets the person he was searching for his entire life. Black and white pen, ink and tea. Hope you enjoy ^_^
jatel0
For The Masses:
keoooooooo
no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
imaginebackwards
Look at KB coming through
hersheywrites
Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.
Do not “wait to get worse”.
I don’t care if you’ve “been worse”
Your body is tired of this.
You deserve help in this moment.
To all of the seniors out there:
You’re so close. I know that desk is uncomfortable. I know you feel like you’re wasting time and I know you’re sick of walking up and down the same halls with the same faces but you’re so close. Just hold on, take deep breaths, take one day at a time, and it’ll be over before you know it.
i thought this was a really dark post directed towards old people
listenforthesteel-deactivated20
Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.
[[NEWLINE]]p41g3r4nk1n
Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.
equiusinamaidoutfit
my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.
The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.
A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.
kingfisherfaker
Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm
littleblackmariah
Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE
chipthepunk
BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.
teenagerposts
ALWAYS REBLOG
probablyspacerpgideas
not blog related, but I’m not an asshole
S I G N A L
B O O S T
probablygreenrpgideas
keep your animal friends safe.
Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost
probablychaoticgoodrpgideas
I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t
Signal boost
This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning
:(
keep your smol and furry friends safe <3
baloney-daddy
yo WHAT THE FUCK
WHY?!!?! :’(
the-grumpy-dragoon
1. People who do this need to have anti freeze shoved down their own throats
2. Signal boost to save your furry friends.
maraleesquill
SIGNAL–FREAKING–BOOST
“You just have to walk in the room and be totally fearless. Never let anyone think for a minute that you couldn’t totally take them down.”
-Stevie Nicks
sewergorilla-deactivated2021101
Literally everyone on Berk: Hiccup why the hell would you do something so monumentally stupid
Hiccup:
a-basket-case
You can literally read this in his voice I
platonic-suggestion
Can we just… normalize teens loving their parents? Like obviously you’re not obligated to if your parents are shitty, but damn, I love my mom. She’s there for me all the time and sure we have rough patches but honestly she’s the greatest. Like. We need teens to know that they don’t have to hate their parents just cause.
It must be nice to come from a nonabusive family. One that doesn’t traumatized every emotional interaction to the point where you drive away any sign of love as a form of manipulation because that’s all that you were raised with. 🤷♀️
critical-perspective
It is.
Reading Comprehension
xenegg
but loving ur parents is already normalized and its the kids w/ abusive parents that actually have to deal with misunderstandings and ignorance from others regarding this topic.
platonic-suggestion
Hey there, I’m talking about the trope where it’s seen as super uncool to like your parents that was literally pushed on teens through the media since the culture shift in the early 60s. The post has nothing to do with abusive parents. I was abused as a kid and honestly if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse this has been a psa
itsaarnie
“if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse”
oomileena-chanoo
Teen with abusive parents: I hate my parents
Teen influenced by society: Me too mine are the worst
The takeaway for teen 1: This is normal and it’s supposed to be this way
The takeaway for teen 2: My friend’s parents are like mine
The takeaway for any adult listening: All kids who complain about their parents are just being rebellious
this is important
devils-in-the-discourse
Seriously though. I would talk all the time when I was a kid about how much I hated my mom, and my friends would do the same. Little did I know that they were talking about how their mom wouldn’t let them have dessert before dinner and I was talking about how she’d constantly scream at and insult me for not being a perfect neurotypical girly-girl
libertarirynn-deactivated202006
firedemon72
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What
libertarirynn
klubbhead
PETA SHUT THE FUCK UP
PETA YOU LITERALLY KIDNAP PEOPLE’S PETS AND MURDER THEM SHUT THE FUCK UP
Literally everyone (especially me) when they did this. No one dares shit on Irwin’s grave and gets away with it!
basedheisenberg
“ The ruling comes as an 11-member commission is studying the future of the draft, including whether women should be included or whether there should continue to be draft registration at all. “
biggubossu-kun
Exciting news lads
cathugging
finally our mothers and daughters can be forced to die in american wars 😍
triggerwarned
Equality!!!
