fun fact: western shirts' buttons are snaps instead of normal buttons so cowboys can more easily tear each other's clothes off without ruining them in the heat of the moment
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
Funny the correlations sometimes between female empowerment and male discomfort ain’t it?
time travel fics where it’s Luke and/or Leia who goes back to the prequels as opposed to prequels characters going back to the prequels are incredibly funny because instead of emotional tension you could cut with a knife and horrible grief overlaying every action it’s just one (or two) ridiculously powerful people running around with absolutely no idea what’s going besides (a) that the chancellor everybody loves is pure evil and plotting the downfall of the republic and (b) that their dad (with whom they have a VERY complex relationship) is, at best, old enough to be barely out of space college. who needs complex and carefully rendered plans based on a million different remembered factors when you can have one of the space twins seeing Palpatine and trying to kill him with their illegal laser sword on sight
Leia: That’s a Sith Lord.
Mace: That’s the Chancellor.
Leia: He’s a Sith. He’s ready to blow up entirely planets for the fun of it as soon as he’s got the weapon built. I can prove it.
Obi-Wan: And how do you plan on doing that?
Leia: Hm…
[five minutes later, when nobody’s close enough to tackle her]
Leia, her laser sword in one hand and a blaster in the other: HEY SIDIOUS
Yoda: Taken our eyes off her, we should not have.
Leia, cocking her gunsaber: Diplomacy is for people who didn’t blow up my planet
@thefancytomato ask and ye shall receive
au contraire my friend
the order of the red and blue implies that leia kills him after she loses the gun. this has me thinking of the prequel cast having some epic quest to stop her from killing palpatine and when they finally get the gun she just strangles him
Hey it worked on Jabba
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
Got an interview tomorrow, potato help me 🙏
BOSS MAKES A BOATLOAD I MAKE A SMIDGE
THAT'S WHY I JERK OFF IN THE WALK IN FRIDGE
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
#my toddler took her daddy by his hand ler him to the kitchen pointed to the cupboard and said “peabo yes”#peabo is how she says peanut butter and she is obsessed#she also pulled at her own toes saying “piggy wee wee wee”#and also painted her toes blue#yes her toes#she got a little wild with the piggy paint
Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.
Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is
is it queer to use a different language than english?
number one trans ally killerbee naruto
just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”
and I was like “……oh”
and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”
and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn't know what to say after that, so I was just like "it's a cool dog" and kept walking
Actually screaming on the inside at how they basically told queerphobes and exclus to please fuck off and explicitly included us aspecs even beyond aesthetics like the pride flags and nail polishes
ok!!!!
Feminism isn't "Women vs Men"
Feminism is "Us vs The Patriarchy"
And "Us" includes everyone.
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the patriarchy is the men btw.
No, it's not. The patriarchy is a system. Women can also enforce the patriarchy. Women can be and often are misogynistic and sexist.
Understanding the difference between a hierarchical system and individual human beings should be feminism 101.
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A movie about dolls (Barbie) is more controversial than a movie about a guy who helped develop the atom bomb (Oppenheimer)
