You will all be overjoyed to know that this was apparently a commercial pattern… in like 1993. If you can find the out of print booklet, this glorious specimen of fashion can be yours.
after all these years……..terror fish lives
I enjoyed the news about Miraculous world too much. But... Vilain Au ... ♥ I did those designs two days ago and like we got the trailer, they aren't accurate anymore, but I still love them! Some headcanons I have about them: -Toxiclaw are deeply in love together (engaged) - They don't know the other's civil identity - Toxinelle have a bad sight, Claws Noir is mute (perfect duo) - Toxinelle is still very clumsy. - Claws communicate via tongue click, growls, purr, but also with his eyes (pupils dilatation) + Bonus stuff cause they are too fun
Got stuck in a time loop for three months and straight up didn't notice due to the Sisyphean nature of my daily life
another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji
nineteenth-order-simulacra
last time the finnish dragged people this hard the russians were pissing their pants
Source: twitter.com
couples t shirts that say “please ask me about birds” and “please for the love of god don’t ask her about birds”
blondebrainpower
Various patterns and colors of Trout skin
you see, you must bite your gods. don't get yourself a god you can't bite. maybe some that you shouldn't, yes, but otherwise you ought to have gods you can bite. and bite.
and then you must know what you're biting them for and what you expect.
some gods you bite and they'll bite you back, which is good. some gods you bite and it'll sharpen your teeth, and that is good as well. some gods you bite and you'll devour them instead and that is good, as well, again.
some gods you bite and it's a reward, and some you'll bite as penance, some as communion, some as sex, some as simple curiosity. some you bite and they break your teeth or tame you, and you must ask yourself whether this is what you desire.
but you must bite your gods.
cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it
"The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain."
-Ursula K. LeGuin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
wise words
don’t forget this important gem
And this one
[Rings a tiny silver bell] Jeeves, bring me my boxes of illegal documents, you know I can't enjoy a bath without my several boxes of illegal documents.
