Just me

The two adhd people conversation with both constantly saying, "this is off topic" like it's okay, this is the off topic support group.

Just tried eating an orange like an appl. I see why we don’t do this

I had a friend who did this on a bus one time when we were still teens and after chewing out my friend for that, the bus driver turned to me and said “I don’t understand why you spend time with someone like that. You seem like a decent girl.”

reblog to explode a landlord

the actual reason I consume mediocre media is because I have bad taste. the deeper secret pretentious reason is because I think there’s something very revealing about bad media that you don’t get with good media. when you watch a poorly executed plot point unfold, you see the machinery behind it. you see the gap between what’s actually on screen and the true goal the author is striving for. if it’s particularly awful, you can even measure just how poorly mismatched the author’s skills are with the story they’re trying to tell you. watching a poorly executed narrative play out feels like you’re discovering something, because you see all the wiring and guts underneath that better authors hide from you, in the same way that movies hide boom mics and books make you forget you’re turning the pages. if a story is good and executed well you just see the story. but I want to see the guts and wires!

also I like complaining a lot

high school theater is so funny cus like. one year you can have the most cunt wrenching performance of Phantom Of The Opera ever brought to life by 17 year olds and the next year. a really mediocre rendition of Seussical The Musical.

those of you in shock about saying cunt wrenching to be fair I DID forget that its something I only use regularly in my head but to be even MORE fair. a good Phantom Of The Opera performance IS cunt wrenching like what else do you want me to call it

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Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.

Those earrings are a delight, darling and I love what you did with your hair.

I haven't the slightest clue what's going on here but I'm a fan of the general unhinged energy

It truly is its squirmles.

I misread that as "It's squirmless!" and frankly that thing doesn't look squirmless at all.

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

look at him <3

another episode of “what does my mom think of frogs” this time a tomato frog!

Massachusetts = Weightachusetts/Gravityachusetts

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

one of the best things ever is when u find a really talented artist whos obsessed with an obscure/unpopular character and just lovingly draws their underrated guy 30 times a day even tho all their posts get 5 notes. these ppl are the backbone of society. they’re thriving theyre mentally unchained

One important thing that you should do as a queer person is to find another queer person whose brain works just like yours (romantically or not) and then adopt a cat together and then finally steal that fucking Pikachu and make it big

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw