eat your dinner, son. there are children starving in sweden because they wanted to play at their friends house

What if I swab my pussy with this at home covid test to see how absolutely sick it is

barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

WHAT

it’s real😭😭😭😭😭😭

Here’s a working link as of February 2nd 2022

and a working link

Why are all the snacks in the future sugar-free? So much for progress.

FOUND FAMILY 3

It was the bestershire it was the Worcestershire

Beicestershire

Betty Boop’s Hallowe'en Party (1933) dir. Dave Fleischer

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

it’s soup season yall

How u let chucky kill u? Just kick the little bitch…

by Laurie A. Conley

While we’re on the subject of birds, here are some of the faces a swan can make:

Belligerent

[Grootseminarie Brugge, MS. 89/54, fol. 81v]

Belligerent

[Yale University Library, Beinecke MS 189, fol. 8v]

Belligerent

[KB KA 16, fol. 79v]

Belligerent

[Bodleian Library MS. Ashmole 1504, fol. 036v]

Belligerent

[Bodleian Library MS. Bodl. 764, fol. 65v]

& full of teen angst

[Chalon-sur-Saône, Bibl. mun., ms. 0014, f. 071v]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

by talos this cant be happening

Test that hypothesis if you want to but you ain’t gon like the reported data! (x)

…I now feel that “test that hypothesis if you want but you ain’t gon like the reported data” must be what a Vulcan dock worker might say before kicking someone’s ass in a bar fight.

the scene in spider-man 2 where peter’s mask get taken off during the train fight scene and the passengers all decide to keep his identity a secret because he’s just a kid and he’s the beloved hero of new york >>>>>>>>> mcu peter parker getting hatred and harassment thrown at him by the mindless mobs in the new spider-man trailer.

calling tumblr 'tumblr dot com' is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry

tumblr dorothy commercial you come down here right now

Fun Facts About The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie pt 1

Reasons why this is still one of the coolest films ever.

This film is the reason I’m a filmmaker and Tim burton is my favorite director

Also a fun fact:

Tim Burton did not direct The Nightmare Before Christmas

Henry Selick never gets the credit he deserves for this movie, and Coraline (which he also directed) never gets the credit it deserves for being total genius.

Michelle Pfeiffer whipped the heads off those four mannequins in one take and received applause from the Batman Returns crew.

………..

This is some of the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen.

Her whip instructor also taught Harrison Ford for Indiana Jones, and has gone on record saying Michelle is a SIGNIFICANTLY more skilled whip markswoman than Harrison. And as a friend pointed out she was more skilled in a FAR LESS COMFORTABLE AND IMPRACTICAL costume than our good friend Indie. It’s essentially the backwards and in heels phenomenon.

She still has the whip and still knows how to use it.