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Dorhee

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away
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stoneandbloodandwater

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY AND HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

In addition to this, I naturally walk like this, and it has the best affect on people let me tell you. I mean, when I’m in the hallways, I slouch and lurk through bc I hate everyone, but when I’m in the lunch room or a classroom, this is how I normally walk, and everyone stares at me in awe. It’s pretty fuckin’ great, it makes you feel confident in yourself. So, if you’re having a bad day and need some self confidence, do exactly as Charlize Theron tells you, and you will get looks of awe and pure affection. It’s fantastic. 

Ever since I saw this post, I’ve been doing this and let me tell you, it boosts your self confidence by 110%. I recommend that everyone tries it.

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ionicsky
1. He will tell you that he misses his cousins because they live so far away and he never gets to see them. You will want to be his entire family but he will never let you. 2. He will ask you to come to the mall with him. You’ll sit on the carpeted floor of the movie theater and compare hand sizes. You’ll tell him that his hand is big enough to eat your hand. When you throw coins in the fountain, you’ll wish for him. That night he’ll get drunk with a girl called Shirley and she’ll suck his dick. In the morning he’ll message you on Facebook about it, wondering why he feels so guilty. You won’t tell him it’s because he likes you. He won’t figure it out. 3. In a Barnes and Nobel you’ll ask him to tie your bracelet back on. He won’t know how to do it and when you laugh at him he’ll call you a bitch. You’ll laugh the whole time you’re waiting for your mom but when you get in the car you’ll cry the entire way home. 4. When you break up with him for the first time you’ll ask him to go for lunch so you don’t have to do it over the phone. He will be 24 minutes late. Afterwards, you’ll walk to a 9/11 memorial and he’ll try to kiss you on the stone bench. You won’t let him but you’ll wish you had. 5. The second time you break up he’ll tell you to go to therapy. You’ll tell him that you don’t need therapy, you just need him to listen to you. You’ll tell him that if he can’t handle that then maybe he should just walk away. He will. He’ll say “alright” and leave you there with an ink stained heart and tiny hands that aren’t big enough to hold on to anything. 6. He’ll sit behind you in math class and you’ll try to make the back of your head as attractive as possible in the hopes that he falls back in love with you. You’ll doodle a sunrise on his paper but when he asks you’ll tell him it’s a sunset. You won’t want him to know that he fills you with joy and light. The effort of holding that in will bring tears to your eyes. He won’t notice or care and you’ll turn back around and try to focus on logarithms. 7. He’ll tell you that he’s moving to the other side of the world. He’ll tell you over text. You’ll sit in the living room and cry loudly. No one will hear you. 8. He’ll plan a party while you’re away and even though he kissed you in the park at night and fucked you all night long, whispering molasses in your ear, he’ll kiss another girl. He won’t tell you. You’ll see the picture months later and when you ask him about it he’ll say it was his fault, not hers, and you really shouldn’t be so mean to her. 9. He’ll kiss your face, he’ll kiss your neck, he’ll kiss your ribs, he’ll kiss your thighs. He’ll tell you that he’d jump in front of a car for you, a train, a plane. He’ll tell you that he’ll never want anyone but you. He’ll kiss you on your temple and tell you that he’s always in your brain. Then, at four in the morning, he’ll get on a plane to China. 10. He’ll start writing poetry because of you. You’ll send him your favorites and for Christmas you’ll give him a notebook full of things you wrote about him. When he sends you the things he writes, they’ll never be about you. You’ll never tell him how much that bothers you. 11.Everyone who touches you will not be him. You will try to make them him. You will make the same jokes you did with him and they will not laugh. You will play them music and they won’t remember it. Eventually, you will leave them and let him break you again.

L.C. 11 ways that he will break your heart (via porn4smartgirls)

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I’m burying you six-feet under lines and lines of poetry, and I can’t stop. I’m sealing you in between the pages of old books that we used to flick through, just to read the previous owners’ notes scribbled in margins. I’ve frozen you and me under the glossy sheen of photo paper; freezing us in a moment that I’ll never get back. But I’ve written you into my poems and verse because I never want you to leave, but even I know you can’t prevent the inevitable.

please stop haunting my dreams, it’s already hard enough to wake up knowing you won’t be there. (via lostinnneverlanddd)

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extrasad

Fuck. It’s ironic how empty I am because 

I swear 6 months ago I had the universe inside

of me but I cried the rivers in my bones dry.

The volcanoes in my chest erupted when you told

me you didn’t love me anymore and lava flooded

my body and hardened till I stopped sleeping.

I had stars in my lungs but I burned them

all out with the cigarettes I was smoking

to get you the fuck out of my throat. The

flowers growing at the bottoms of my

stomach are dead. Apparently you  

can’t water flowers with vodka.

I had the sky in my veins but it’s

been pretty fucking stormy since I

ripped them open. I had planets 

on the tip of my tongue but

the debris from the shattered 

remains of “us” have been

crashing into them. I was

everything. And then I met

you and we were everything.

Now you’re fucking some

blonde girl who gets

high all the time and

I’m a fucking

mess.

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ionicsky

this is my favorite fucking poem ever ever ever

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extrasad

i love when stuff like this gets a lot of notes bc i literally grabbed the first piece of paper i could find and scribbled it down in like 4 minutes and it was just kinda everything going through my head at the time and i think its rly cool that so many people liked it or could relate to it woah 

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Woman to Woman - Thea Monyee
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“I’m actually glad that you were bold and brave enough to call my house, so that we could discuss this woman to woman and try to work some of these things out. So we could compare notes on some dates and times, and try to figure out some of his tired ass lies. I’m actually glad to be hearing it...

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I would shit my ass

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Half way up I knew I made the wrong decision riding this one

Holy shit

:’)

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

funniest shit I read in a while omggg

SCREAMIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG

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starslicer

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lmfaooooo omg

this post killed me bruh “DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD..”

Lmfaoo

😭😭😭😭