this blog is a museum of my heart

can you take my white ass to the planet of the bass.

i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me

THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.

a girl is nothing without her tumblr blog actually

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

in another hundred years people are gonna go search for the titans wreckage in a boat called the tit

this site really hates people with ocd

i have normal thoughts. (lying)

quick what is everyone doing right now

Guilty as charged

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

I will be cha cha chaing for the foreseeable future

*cha cha chas sadly*

frotting but the smaller girl gets bullied

If I die, then I die like a goddamn man with a goddamn fucking cigarette.

"You look tired" bro I want to stop existing