You don't win D&D by pissing off the DM, you win D&D by having a good time with your friends. <3

Y'all are a bunch of fucking maniacs (affectionate)

LOOK AT HER LOOOK AT MY BABY I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAA

She just like me frfr

Hidden money

English added by me :)

some more miqo’tems

i can’t stop playing ffxiv

what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi

they became k-pop fans

this tweet really spoke to me

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

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i love them

So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy.” That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard.

now I know the joke about how Araki is a vampire and whatnot, but my god do they seem more and more true each time I see him

pictured here is Shoko Nakagawa  at the JoJo Exhibition: Ripples of Adventure with of course, Araki, now the thing is Shoko is 33 years old and Araki is 58….how…how do they look the same age yet he’s 25 years older, how in the world is this man doing it

On a side note isn’t Shoko Nakagawa the Jotaro Licker and also the singer in the Gurenn Lagann OP

Yep

She is a very special lady

I wonder how many sound designers have died for their art.

bro.

BAM. Crownette it’s the crown wearing the crown. I’d like at least 3 cookies for this one! with milk!!

Some wholesome news today lads

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This is it, the greatest video in the history of forever

i had to rewatch it twice because i missed half the dialogue due to laughing

The lady being a flail guy omg

guys i am in TEARS

Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?” 

“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”

“I….travel…friend!”

“…I travel friend…

(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?” 

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”

“You speak the language of the Romans!”

“Do you speak French?”

“Yes, sir!”

And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by  Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon. 

So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.

Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.

Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.

how everyone should speak to someone who isn’t fluent in their language

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

This is the kind of content I joined for

@sinfuldesires-z omg

I’m going to think this way for a while.

I’m going to stop selling myself short.

^^

This is why when people go “oh hey wanna look at my art? I MEAN IT’S SO BAD I DID SUCH A TERRIBLE JOB” my first instinct is to just tell them “nah, I’m good” I really hate self-deprecation. It does you no good. It does me no good. Stop it.

I find it really interesting and a bit relieving that people are identifiying with the boy in this image set and not making the typical niceguy comments.

You’ll be happy to know that there’s more to this than what’s been shown here; behold!

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@imuffinator

#Awww#this scene is 10x cuter ;-;#thanks Ren

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