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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
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Oh so THAT's where the crying confusion image comes from!
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the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today
I was born on library paste mans death day
One legend dies and another is born
if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won
MØUSE マウス (2003)
what a wonderful young lady, i sure hope her breasts don’t swap positions with each other or something
Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand
reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from
dear father ninty silenced me for bullying the pope himself directly so now this is a christian account
splatoon heritage post
zendaya is meechee
sorry I just wanted to put these right with the video in a post because this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen
The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights
the straights are getting a little too comfortable on tumblr again reblog zendaya is meechee
Comparing the Bionicle Heroes (PC/Console version) weapons to their set counterparts.
My favourite is the badass-looking Aero Slicer super-shotgun/gunblade, although Hewkii's severed Pohatu hand "Po-Koro" is a pretty interesting design considering the fact it's not even based on a weapon (although it is strange that it looks like it should be a double-shot rapid-fire weapon rather than a single-shot rocket-launcher).
And no, I have no idea why all the renders are pointing away from the viewer.
my stupid thighs hurt from doing squats
Fish stapler Monday
been thinking about sigourney weaver‘s ‘manic mondays’ laugh lately
happy sigourney weaver manic monday
sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense
a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”
youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing
okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject
icant fucking breathe
Twinks at the end of Leather Night
STOPPP
someone: good boy
me, feeling it in my dick: say it again please i am fucking begging you








