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That guy in the place where they have the thing.

@adoedem

Yeah, you know, the guy that did that thing to it after that other accident happen and all those other things were thrown in all directions.

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

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sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

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Oh so THAT's where the crying confusion image comes from!

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GET RECHARGED WITH WOMAN MAN NB TRANS TRANS TRANS LESBIAN GAY BI

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I’ve been looking for this fucking post and I can never find it.

I went and downloaded all my media and FINALLY THERE IT IS

zendaya is meechee

sorry I just wanted to put these right with the video in a post because this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen

The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights

the straights are getting a little too comfortable on tumblr again reblog zendaya is meechee

Comparing the Bionicle Heroes (PC/Console version) weapons to their set counterparts.

My favourite is the badass-looking Aero Slicer super-shotgun/gunblade, although Hewkii's severed Pohatu hand "Po-Koro" is a pretty interesting design considering the fact it's not even based on a weapon (although it is strange that it looks like it should be a double-shot rapid-fire weapon rather than a single-shot rocket-launcher).

And no, I have no idea why all the renders are pointing away from the viewer.

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

icant fucking breathe

someone: good boy

me, feeling it in my dick: say it again please i am fucking begging you