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Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
Graveyards hold no fear for me, as I’m descended from a long line of dead people.
i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me
Very beautiful
Very powerful
coming soon to the nentendo switch..................... ya mama lol
you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories
i did not show up to work today. not mentally
fortunately my body showed up and did my job for me adequately
There will be no Consequences
Humans didn't make the big ben. Do you really think those dumbass Britains could make a clock that big? Those big gears are way too heavy, how'd they get those up there. No way. It was the beasts
This old man. He played four
He man door hand hook car door
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
My dad’s dead then who was phone
i love repeatedly looking at my bank app when theres money in it