future child: can you help me with my school project

me: whats it about

future child: the history of japan

me: 

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

#great now i gotta kinkshame award winning journalist anderson cooper

I’M SCREAMING

Yassssssss

I need to watch more Anderson Cooper content.

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

@fanshii

lyjerria:

✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

Wow that’s so deep. Best yet

i have chills. this is art. sad and real and strong

        MMh      shoooshshoosh  Á̴͘A̷͘͡҉À̴̸̧̢A̵̵̴͠A̵̕͠A҉̶̷̷́ AAAAAAAAAAAOoooooO AAAAAAAAA  BAGEL BAGEL 𝚠𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚑 out ta wa teeaees 𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊 i wil O̷̶Ú̧T̸̀  i will ca youll ca̧a̴aaà noone E͡V̸̢ER  raaa ŕááááá   

AAAOOoooow AOOOOOooooow YEHEHehe𝖊𝖊𝖊𝖊    ssoosseessuccssoos and his ḋïċḳ was right there in front of me so i leaned over and i fúćḱéd him and i dont kiss like elleleeleelel i kiss like a belelelleel̶͞ę̸l͟e͡l͢͠èl̵͝͠e͝l̷è̸  you are grounded for              till cock

for till cock FOR TILL COCK À͏À̴̶͟͝A͢A̸͜A͡҉A̵̡ ̵͟ how old were you when you started  ꜱᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅɪᴄᴋ

ala that is not the issue that is the issue the issue is your tissue 

t̨͠ḩ͞a̵ţ͢ ̴́͢i͟͝ś̴̡ ͞n̨ot҉ ͘͟t̕h̢̨͢e͝͝ ̕͏҉i҉̸ś̵͞s͡u̢͡è̷

your souous

oowa         no 

we have a cock  not anymore    nah ah not anymore *͡͏̢͘*̶̸̀*̧͞*͡*̕҉  just forget it dont pay me i dont care hey dont pay me i dont care      hey

WHAT

OOoOoOoooAo  𝕤𝕒𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕕𝕘𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕘𝕒𝕙𝕒𝕙𝕘𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕘 sams just j jus bein a bitch duu duus dooooh d̷͡ò̧o̷̧ǫ͢͜҉ờ͘o͠o̸͢͏̶͜ḩ҉ ̷̛͝ HEY H͞Ę̵̴̷͜Y̴̡ ara thoughtchu my chush oh my go –̧͏-̵͜-́͘    what are you do –̧͏-̵͜-́͘ noone will notice me    𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗱𝘆      𝐡𝐞𝐲𝐡𝐞𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐭𝐚a̸̷͟͟͜a̶͟  𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 i may be an idiot   but im  an idiot    but im stupid    st you guys have fun. NOT SO MUCH FUN

N͏̛O͘T ̵̧͠SO̷̷̕ ͘M̡͏Ų̴͏C͠҉H̨́ ͏̵F͏̴U͟N̵ 

NOT SO MUCH FUN NAAAAAAA

bw     bueo    

buenos dias muchatalatas

chatalatas

chashchashchashashchatash   ⊛ ⊛ ⊛ ⊛ ⊛

sheesh  

AAAAAAH

what

SHEESH

what

whyd you have to say sheesh 

𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚑

AAAAAAA what she is

𝒔𝒉𝒆

ye

ＹＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＳＳＳ 

I’m just impressed someone got all the dialogue accurately.

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

yeet

im dead serious when i say i think about this every day of my life

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

 no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next

BURNIE

HOLY FUCK BURNIE

This is my fave vine of all time and I want a 5 minute extension of this

@violet-skullies

I don’t think it worked :(

So I think I’ve found a use..

For those fake 20s assholes leave as tips that actually are just Evangelical bullshit.

You know, these fucking things.

People who claim to worship a god who said ‘give all your wealth to the poor’ will tip waiters with this instead of giving them real money and the servers aren’t allowed to punch them, for some reason.

Anyway, the use is not a bonfire. 

Trump Campaign is apparently sending out self-addressed pre-paid envelopes to collect donations. 

It’s almost like they -want- me to shove dozens of these fake twenties telling people to repent of their sins into an envelope  and mail them to a narcissistic cartoon supervillain’s political campaign.

Ryan playing a spooky game aka the best reaction ever [SortaMaliciousGaming - September 6th 2016]

Elyse Willems (via outofcontextroosterteethquotes)