Serving Coelacunt

how long before the "outside agitator" tag gets added to the protests ongoing at unis across the US?

They started running that line days ago, but for bonus points make it an actually antisemitic conspiracy theory

"The Jews are behind the antisemitic protests" is some 4d antisemitic conspiracy theory blather

HAVE YOU SEEN THE ATROCITIES DONE TO BELOVED WEBKINZ???

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

WHAT THE GFUCK IS THIS UGLY 3D BULLSHIT

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CUTE ART STYLE AND THE UNIQUE PLUSH DESIGNS??? IS NOTHING SACRED????

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

i may be quite sad and nervous but there are still little pink hearts radiating off of me like a cartoon character

Unattended children will be given hair dye and pronouns.

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

*Only referring to the BDSM dynamic, nothing to do with penetration.

it could be worse. at least i'm not 17 again. or 16 or 15 or 14 or 13 or 12 or 11 or

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

Brennan Lee Mulligan

apple pie is a breakfast food

PIE IS BREAKFAST FOOD 👏👏👏

I appreciate everyone who is agreeing that breakfast can be anything but I'm really fascinated by the people insisting toaster strudel, donuts, and danishes aren't breakfast food either like what???

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