Maybe Eat Some Bread And Calm Down

I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

with each other or with the horrors?

I've got two hands

benoit blanc dress up simulator

what makes this even funnier to me is that it's a Skyline GT-R, a car that was only made for the Japanese market, meaning it's right hand drive. which means that if you wanted to go through a drive thru that's made for left hand drive cars, you would have to go in reverse in order to be on the side with the drive thru window

ghostbat

Hi new Tumblr users

Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based

Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched

If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.

You will not ruin the last non corporate site for us, especially by trying to treat this site like influencers matter. If you get popular, it’s bc you’re a clown w a skill not bc your hot or rich or skinny, got it?

#holy shit at people in the notes this isn't 'tyrannical' it's basic courtesy AND against the tos #the spam report button is easily accessible for this exact reason #cross tagging is absolutely reportable spam according to tos so just don't do it #it also doesn't get you any more notes it just pisses people off

Like for real guys: This is against TOS. It is not allowed. It is spam. IT is not less spam because you are not a botfarm. Don't do it.

huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

sketches! twilight princess but with hylian midna and twili link

Heart-Shaped Locket

This small novelty locket fits nearly into any trouser pocket, and features the face of no other than the lieutenant himself (you slipped in the photo you took of him). It keeps you going on the worst of your days, but if he were ever to find it and look at what is inside, you might shrivel up into a ball and just die. Either way, it’s clear that a “police” partnership isn’t the only one you have in mind.

I only apologise slightly for this I just knew I had to make it the second I remembered the fucking heart locket gif

The most perfect special boy in the world

FUCKING CHOMPA YOU

first time playing disco elysium, am i doing this right?

So you're saying it took me levelling up and wearing my sickest gear to find out the gay man on the roof smoking gayly with that unbuttoned shirt that my gay partner laughed at me for having a gay panic about and secret rendezvous with his sunday friend who is also gay is "apart of the homo-sexual underground"

garte voice: yes, hello rcm? i have two adult men bleeding out on the pavement in front of my establishment. one of them has a jacket that says. erm. i don’t think i can say that.

kim can we show jean the thing. please kim can we show him the thing. jean. jean hey. hey jean look. jean watch this. jean. jean look what we can do. jean look.

me: wow i love DE so much im gonna draw fanart!! i think they should kiss im gonna draw dirty things wahoooo they gonna SEX!!!

7 layers of asexuality later: lieutenant kk's noodle arms appreciation

it’s what they would’ve wanted