You can call me Adeline.

you forgot the best part tho

(via @butchmuppet)

no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

whenever elon pulls some new nonsense over on twitter dot com the ONLY scrap of joy I can get out of it is to read all the replies and qrts calling him an idiot baby and threads from smarter people than me detailing how exactly he’s being an idiot baby this time, and now he’s robbed me of even that. Rate Limit Exceeded. Unbelievable.

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

I kept the error message for posterity lol

So far this seems to mean "every tweet you scroll past counts as reading it" so it means that the entire thing is breaking down for you within minutes

Phony Stark literally strangling it to death

He finally did it, folks. Unless he walks this one back and quick, I think this might be the beginning of the end

CRONA ART XX

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

a lil crona from memory, it just got out of a doctors appointment still has the wrist band

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

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Do you be shoppin’? The answer might surprise you!

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