Bitch Fight Me

This is the energy I need at the 2022 holidays

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

Not me thinking about how Arthur was suspicious of the blue orb in the cave until he realized it was the exact color of Merlin’s eyes goodbye

how y’all feelin

i can’t believe i forgot to pick up a publix hurricane cake in my hurricane prep

because our local grocery chains make hurricane cakes and that’s something that not enough ppl know

“party like it’s a category 5” might be my personal fave so far

I get how the whole "listening to music as a dick-measuring contest for who can listen to the most obscure band" thing can get grating sometimes but I don't think people realize just how vital that phenomenon is for new up and coming bands to get a foot in the door. it's understandable to be annoyed by hipsterism but unless you want all music to be industry plants and former child stars you're just going to have to accept it as part of the social ecosystem.

most of your friends probably won't go around hyping up your amateurish self-released bandcamp project, but you know who will? the most insufferable hipster jackass you'll ever meet.

[your best friend playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah haha this is my friend's band... i know it's kinda weird and rough around the edges but i'm kinda into it... if you're not tho i'll turn it off.

[pretentious music guy you've never met before playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah so i found this on bandcamp and it completely blew me away, no one is making music like this today, it's so raw and experimental and interesting, i can't believe they only have 3 listeners on spotify, they're brilliant, frankly if you don't like this music you should kill yourself,

License plate “jizz lord”

I hate this stupid fuck

Fucking dumb bitch. How'd he even manage this shit.

we should kill him

Now I'm usually a supporter of shark based products, but I'll make an exception for this because come on, who wouldn't want a Platypus Spatula? I ended up buying two so I could always have a clean one in rotation...I simply won't use a knife/spatula to spread again. Btw, it's 50% off (not $17.00 like the video says) and I got mine from this website

It's....it's beautiful 😭😭😭

The DART mission (Double Asteroid Redirection Test) just successfully slammed into Dimorphos, which is the moonlet of the asteroid Didymos (also affectionately called Didymoon). Over the next few days astronomers around the world will observe Didymos and Dimorphos to see if there has been a change in orbit from the latter. This is humanity’s first real attempt at altering the course of a “killer” asteroid, even if this one isn’t hazardous to us.

i would've made for such a good fucking cat life's so unfair

Merlin: Arthur pissed me off yesterday, so I changed my phone background to some random hot man's picture

Gwen: Oh come on now, Merlin, Arthur is way too mature to fall for that-

Arthur: WHO THE FUCK-

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

walm

walm

walm

walm

walm

get his ass