why is this so funny

It hasnt even loaded yet and im already cyring from laughing so hard

“i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy”

WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS

when you have too much free time on your hands and really want the chrises to get together and do a movie directed by chris nolan

Brooklyn Woman Says Cop Called Her Homophobic Slurs And Choked Her

Stephanie Dorceant, a 29-year-old barista and aspiring filmmaker, was walking home early on Saturday morning with her girlfriend, Nandi Allman, when a man bumped into her. It was around 2 a.m. and a cab had just dropped them off a few blocks from the apartment they share in Flatlands, following an Afro Punk Festival battle of the bands in Bedford-Stuyvesant. Dorceant said she asked the man, 6 feet tall, 200-pounds, if he was okay, and he responded, “mind your own business, you fucking dyke.”

He continued to curse Dorceant; she told him not to talk to her that way; and he proceeded to beat and choke her, according to her account. “Call the cops! Call the cops!” he yelled out to the cab driver, who was still at the curb, frozen in place. He then slammed Dorceant to the ground and placed his hands around her neck, as Allman desperately tried to pull her away, according to the couple…                   /read full story here/

“The crazy thing is my friends and I have talked about police brutality, hate crimes, and I never thought for one second that would be me,” she said. “This whole ordeal has been really surreal for me. I feel like one day I’m going to just wake up.”

Being black and gay, you’re in great danger facing a cop. Those bastards, perhaps the most intolerant people in America. Not only have they got a great power to do anything they want, so they also have the assurance that nobody can punish them. Our law enforcement system is a bullshit, a mockery of justice. I dunno how to act in such a situation. In fact, Stephanie was totally defenseless in front of that motherfucker …

#NYPD #PoliceBrutality #Cops #StayWoke

Unlikely simultaneous historical events

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973) 

Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after Mc'Donalds was founded. 

Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy. 

Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year. 

The Ottoman empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

after the nicki and taylor drama on twitter

acting cool around ur crush

After police shot and killed 22-year-old John Crawford in August for picking up a legal BB gun in a Walmart store in Beavercreek, Ohio, police detective Rodney Curd interrogated Crawford’s girlfriend Tasha Thomas for 90 minutes, suggesting she may have helped him take a gun into the store, even though Crawford had no gun. Detective Curd didn’t tell Thomas that her boyfriend Crawford was dead until the end of the interrogation, the Guardian reported. A grand jury decided in September not to indict the officers who killed Crawford.

Your daily reminder that white people are spawns of the devil. 

And two weeks ago she was killed in a mysterious car accident

it was a simpler time

When your phone says 10% and you’re at a family party

Today is 50 years.

omg the fear she must have felt

this makes me so sad

wow

A picture says 1000 words

she wore the bloodstained chanel suit she was wearing when it happened for days after cause she waned people to see what they had done to her husband (x)

that’s crazy^

They are literally keeping it in a vault and not letting anyone see it until it’s not going to cause riots

Lets talk about this

Jackie Kennedy was a wife that knew her husband was cheating on her. Not just with one woman either; there were quite a few.

Jackie Kennedy decided to stay by her husband because she loved him entirely and wanted to fix things, even if things weren’t fixable.

Jackie Kennedy was sitting right next to her husband when he got shot in the head and immediately put her hand up to his head to maybe stop the bleeding.

Jackie Kennedy held her husbands brains in her hand and then reached back for help.

Jackie Kennedy wore that blood stained suit because she was broken and traumatized.

Jackie Kennedy stood outside the little operating room while everyone tried everything to save her husband, while she sat in a blood stained suit; not just any blood, it was blood of the man she chose to stick by even though their marriage had completely fallen apart.

She sat in the fucking waiting room knowing that there was nothing that could be done, because she had her husbands brains in her hands in the car that was supposed to be safe for both of them.

Jackie Kennedy is a fucking goddess and she endured more with JFK than any woman ever should and I adore her and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

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