Hahaha the best part about satire is when you know its all a joke and the people arent serious 😂😂😂

this is the worst joke I’ve ever seen tbh

Don’t know how this post has more than 2000 notes

Because Tumblr is full of a bunch of feminists and racists who enjoy this stuff lad, its not a funny joke it simply panders to people’s bias

It is a shitty joke but (((muslim brown woman))) so she is funny cause…?

she is funny cause she is making jokes about white people 😂😂😂 SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY

@thebootydiaries yo farha if you can’t stand white people then move from canada to ur ugly ass country called “bangladesh” there are NO white people and the only white people you will ever see are people from some aid organization because bangladesh is a third world shithole.

lmao

i’m screaming this person really looked into where i’m from, found bangladesh, google image searched “bangladesh poverty”, and then found this picture of the philippines, all just for this 1 reblog this is so funny ahskahdkd this is the new standard 📢 don’t be racist to me if you can’t put in this much effort and still be wrong📢

Star Wars: The Fierce Awakens

Luke… I am…

SICKENING

but i make these high heels work

SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

Those ears work on the same level of physics as anime tits

I’m still trying to wrap my head around Fred saying “bitch” and then you come along and hit me with this cursed addition

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

I mean I kind of feel a bit called out here… like not, specifically, or anything. it’s just that Heinz Doofenschmirtz is so relatable

A sphinx teaching her daughter how to roar 

Hamilton Film, With Original Broadway Cast, Will Premiere in October 2021

BITCH WITH ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST????????? AHHHHHH

Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.

Seems about right.

FUCKHANDS MCMIKE

gourmet

A tailor

Giving birth in Estonia costs nothing, they (local government) even pay you once the baby gets registered with their name. And then you get all this free baby stuff. And then they keep paying parental leave each month for 1,5 years. Parental leave with insurance is 3 years altogether. And daycare is 60-100 € a month (food, potty training and some optional activity classes included) depending on the size of the town. 

If all of the women in the US voted for candidate that supports universal/affordable health care, this problem would be solved pretty quick. There is only one candidate that wholly supports Medicare for all. And has a higher proportion of women support but needs more.

cats (2019, dir. tom hooper)

We’re in 2017 but The Class of 2018 in 3018

Ok but this is even better

this works for classes that arent prerequisites, or homework that wont come in a test. imagine not doing your algebra homework, and passing with a to calculus. 

It’s not a matter of “not doing” the homework. You’re sharing the load for the same assignments, which means everyone gets to work through 1 thing on their own and then they can look over and learn from what the other students have done.

Sharing homework isn’t the same as just cheating off a test, bc you still have to process homework as you’re doing it, and for some people it helps to know that what they’re doing is the right steps because then it’s easier to remember.

Unlike traditional homework standards, where you turn it in and don’t know if it’s right until some time after, by which time you’ve already internalized your way of doing it, and if that’s wrong you have to retrain yourself. Which takes far more energy and really isn’t helpful. Especially when teachers will return grades as you’re taking another exam and shit.

Also! You have other people’s grades somewhat reliant on you, which in-itself can b a motivating force

Also! Homework is completely pointless and numerous studies have shown it doesn’t help learning at all. Schools with lots of homework, a little homework, and no homework at all do exactly the same on standardized tests.

I support our children outsmarting our shitty, shitty education system 100%.

^SAMEEEE

Kent State University

“The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre)[3][4][5] were the shootings on May 4, 1970 of unarmed college students by members of the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio during a mass protest against the bombing of Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight guardsmen fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.[6][7]”

“There was a significant national response to the shootings: hundreds of universities, colleges, and high schools closed throughout the United States due to a student strike of 4 million students,[10] and the event further affected public opinion, at an already socially contentious time, over the role of the United States in the Vietnam War.[11]”

Student strike of 4 million students! Let’s do that again lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings

Don’t forget that basically half the country thought the students deserved it…

Another picture from Kent State.

But it was not just Kent State, eleven days later Mississippi Police fired 150 rounds into a dormitory at Jackson State College, killing 2 and wounding 15 black protesters.

Btw half of the students killed at Kent State weren’t even protesting, they were just there

What in the absolute fuck

When the Irish guy has known about this since he was like 8, but it’s suspiciously hard for Americans to learn about…

I literally only know abt this bc my parents are hippies it’s fucked up

I only had a vague idea of what this was and what happened until I did my own research on it.

When I was 21.

i never heard of this…… and i live in this country……… WTF 

Welcome to America. If you want to learn some actual history, then research it yourself

Noir Princesses by Ástor Alexander

Just look at this beautiful thing.

it really gets me sometimes how utterly, obviously magical the world is if you’re willing to let it be. like, shadows out of the corners of your eye. tarot readings that are frighteningly accurate. three coyotes crossing your path, three days in a row: an omen, that, when you look up what it means, comes true within the next week. you see a white squirrel and have good luck for the next day. you sage and your stomach feels thick with negative energy, but afterwards the lingering sadness that’s been following you is gone. the same sensation in your gut around the sabbats, only to vanish when they’re over (but it’s comforting, this time). dreaming moments before they happen. candle magic. the feeling of a long-deceased cat curling behind your knees while you’re lying in bed, leaving a little round imprint behind where your visiting familiar slept. praying to the old gods for luck, for favour, for wisdom, and getting it, in whatever form you may have asked for. leaving chocolates for the fae and finding them missing. finding small pieces of jewellery deep in the woods, and wondering who left them there.

there is so much magic, if you’re just willing to see it.

Throwback to the time where I tried to filter “***” to “ass” to annoy a specific member of our forum but since * is a variable operator I just filtered every single word on the forum to “ass” and all posts became immediately unreadable

really glad Rachel still had screencaps of it