leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

In Gondor

Gandalf: Pippin.

Pippin: yes?

Gandalf: have you been telling people I’m your father

Pippin: what!

Pippin: that’s ridiculous. Why would I tell people that. What an absurd and obviously untrue thing for me to say. haha.

Pippin: out of interest, who told you

Gandalf: why did you do this

Pippin: well, as I just said, I did not. BUT, if I had done what you are accusing me of doing, I imagine I would have done it because it was, very funny

Gandalf: ….

Pippin: …

Gandalf: it IS quite funny

Pippin: it is

Gandalf: they were so confused

Pippin: so hilariously confused

Gandalf: ……….

Gandalf: alright now how are we playing this? am I married to your mother? I don’t know if that would be believable

Pippin: I don’t see any reason I can’t have two fathers

Gandalf: genius

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Please do build a frog its very nice

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(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

(hears a song lyric) wait, i've seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title

(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) wait, i know this song

the trinity

(via @12u3ie)

I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.

I Didn’t Know This Ship Existed Previously But Now I’m In Hell: the sequel

I Used To Hate This Ship, What Have You Done?!: the third installment

I Ruined Myself With This Ship And Now I’m Taking You All Down With Me: a memoir

I’m The Only One Writing This Ship But I WILL Convert Some of You or So Help Me: a manifesto

This Used To Be A Crack Ship But Now I See The Potential Oh God: a confession

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

“women in STEM” what about women in Victorian nightgowns? women in bloodstains? women in creaking old houses, and a state of barely contained homosexual desire?

you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing

handy chart

its important not only to take inspiration from good things but bad things as well. there are few driving forces more powerful than "this fucking sucks i could do it better"

Been playing Mass Effect for the first time I used to not like Garrus

Then I watched him fucking swing his leg onto that crate in Mass Effect 2 and talk about how some women find facial scars attractive

Now I'm about to break Kaidan's heart while he's fresh from the hospital

(TFP)

Fell first: Orion Pax

Fell harder: Megatronus

Playing the Citadel DLC for the first time. Spent a long time watching fish with this random turian. There's fish!! In the walls!! I don't even know this guy's name but we're best friends now

just want to draw him

103 narsty narsty years

direct follow up from this post.

I like to think of Alistair visiting the Hero of Fereldon pretty often even as a king. The tomb is said to be pretty grand in Weisshaupt Fortress. Always bringing her a bouquet of roses in hand and he talks to her about his life without her and his troubles. Counting the days before he's called into the deep roads. In hopes of joining her finally in the fade.