Don’t forget OCT 3d

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy

↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

how did it taste?

How did what taste?

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

when ur listening to ur fave music and u start rockin out

You never recover from being weird in middle school

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

it is ridiculous how expensive shoelaces are in the tumblr store looks like I'm gonna have to steal them. who should i steal them from

Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond

I really love this

how y’all feelin