all weed is slut weed if you’re a slut btw

for a safer and cheaper alternative to getting a piercing at claire's, you can always try getting caught and tagged by a team of researchers before being released back into the wild

I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

-scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.”

-sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…”

“Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”

-bringing dead animals to owner- “Look! Look! See what good kitty finds! Eat them! Eat them!”

There are many flavors of cats. Victorian child cats and Gollum cats are both equally valid.

Gengar family made with chalk markers. This image was really hard to blow up because I made this on like 5 inch long 2 inch wide matboard. lol 

15 Questions For 15 Mutuals

Tagged by @tattooedzombigirl

Are you named after anyone?

Christopher Robin from Winnie the Pooh

Do you have kids?

None

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

More than I should, but not a lot

When was the last time you cried?

Last night. I get teary during movies.

What’s the first thing you notice about other people?

Height

Eye color?

Brown

What sports do you/have you played?

Basketball and flag football as a kid

Any special talent?

Working on cars and motorcycles and painting them

Where were you born?

Dayton, Ohio

Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies

Do you have any pets?

Old dog and old cat

How tall are you?

5’11”

What are your hobbies?

Cooking, watching movies, playing with cars and motorcycles

Favorite subject in school?

Science

Dream job?

I don’t dream about working, but it would be nice to be rich enough to work on and sell old cars and bikes for fun and profit.

I’ll tag @bitchcraft-x @bettiedeetz @pandorasboxx289 @actualmythicalcreature @sickest-saddest-worldliest @liftingweights-and-coffeedates @cch3rrywav3ss @bobbypinsandmuffintops @makebreakfastspooky @dixie-wreckt @bellagothiccc @zestyzombie @freyjas--dottir @allh3art-nohyp3 and @roadhogsmuscles

I'm so lazy im just going to reblog with my answers 😂

1. Named after something: Unfortunately -_- my mother dropped out of high-school to go to beauty school and then found out she was pregnant with me like 3 months into her course. She had been assigned a hairdressing mannequin.... named Tabitha..... and when she had to drop out of the course because the chemical smells made her projectile vomit, she decided to name me after the mannequin. I think as a punishment, tbh.

2. Have kids?: Yeah, one I cooked myself and two that came with my partner. And a small handful of "god children" who I inherit if their parents die. And a dog who is more work than a toddler.

3. Use sarcasm: I get told that I do. But I'm autistic and tbh I think people are assuming I'm being sarcastic when I'm just being honest? I definitely get confused when other people use a lot of sarcasm because it's useless and unfunny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

4. Last cry: I think a few days back? Honestly I don't remember. I cry regularly, but I don't remember details like that past a day. I don't even know what I ate yesterday. I can tell you I have not cried so far today.... that much I know.

5. First thing you notice about people: boobs. If no boobs - vibes. I check your vibe right away.

6. Eye color: Grey. Looks blue, occasionally green. Spots of brown.

7. Sports: I played soccer and basketball. I also did karate, dance, skateboarding, and rollerscating. This was before I knew that I was disabled and I realized that doing all that รђเՇ took literal years off my life/ability to walk 🙄

8. Special Talent: uh... what makes a talent special exactly? Like. I am an artist. I paint impressionist landscapes. I also design and write tabletop games. Uh. I'm a decent writer. I can put my hands flat on the ground and then walk them backwards between my legs so that their flat on the ground behind the backs of my ankles.... without bending my knees.

9. Where Born: Vancouver Island, BC, Canada.

10. Scary movies: yeah. I grew up loving them, they were my fave. Then I dated a dude who wouldn't let me watch them and I lost all my desensitization and now they scare me again.

11. Pets: I have a frenchie/Boston mix named Fatboi. And also a variety of dead creatures skulls and skins.

12. Height:. 5"3.... but like... scrappy.

13. Hobbies: Tabletop Gaming, Smoking weed, Gardening.

14. School subject: English.

15. Dream Job: off-white-trash (this is funny because I'm mixed race) trailer park trophy wife. Thats the dream. Nah but srsly; Ideally my book would sell and get picked up by a big publisher/tabletop company.... and then they'd pay me to finish making the game I'm currently working on. Because it would be easier to work on it if I was getting paid. Because I'm allready doing what I want to be doing I'm just not getting paid for it. 😅

I'm not tagging anyone though. Because I'm a big jerk.

If you want to add context, reblog with where you've mostly lived and/or why you've had to move in the past.

Ceramic Figurine Raccoon 2.36" by NiceAndEasyGift

[Gollum voice] they hates our pussy they hates it!!!!!!!

i'm tired of being tired. when does the energy come back

girl are u Ok i just threatened to stab you why are you kicking ur legs and giggling

white girls hunting me in packs

Nothing