shoutout to the Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift PS2 tie in game for having the funniest volume slider
The matamata turtle looks like your grandmother when you're telling her about something that she doesnt understand but she loves you and is being supportive.
the matamata turtle also has one of the coolest feeding mechanisms ever (video here) where it literally creates a vacuum so strong fish can’t escape and just swallows em whole. 10/10 animal
Just like my grandmother.
why do people refer to some of their kids as "furry children"? it makes no sense to separate them from your other kids just because they're a furry
the realisation that furry children means dogs hit me like a train at 4 in the morning
T Count: 16
Letter Count: 185
Your T Percentage: 8.65%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 0.84 times as much as average.
voweltally
As: 21 Es: 39 Is: 10 Os: 16 Us: 11
❗️Vowel Ys: 4
Total vowels: 101
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[nine out of ten]
Why not?
- Little to no orange
- Many non orange colours
1/10
Who are you?
it literally says in their username
i'll be damned if this show turns me into a monarchist
if you do can i kill you
not if i do it first :')
sports wizards casually showing off their powers
Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.
Me in the pussy if I'm being honest.
Hold onto your butts everyone I’m gonna wash my fuckin dishes
The thing about washing dishes is that you always think it’s gonna take sooooooooo much time and be so annoying. But then you find something to listen to, you get settled, you get started, and you realize that you were correct holy shit the cheese is glued on
photos that make you stop, google “billie piper gay”, and find on her wiki that she said in a 2006 interview with Gay Community News, “I fancy women big time… I check them out more than I check men out. Maybe I would want to sleep with a woman.”
awstenknights
the people have spoken
i think what i love most about this headline is that the couple clearly admitted it. they admitted they were doing a sex game. if your house burns down, even because of a flamethrower, you have so many other things you could say besides 'yeah we were having kinky sex', but these two people went and told journalists with their full chest that they were definitely, absolutely, 100% using the flame thrower for erotic reasons.
god bless america.
