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@actuallyred

i know hes like. dying. but his miserable pose and the placement of the stone slabs reminds me of that sad frog image where the frog has fallen over and dropped his food tray

he looks like a more desolate version of this to me

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hi op this post has haunted me and the besties so i had to draw it

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hello board of education here is my proposal for a new mandatory k12 curriculum class

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lesson plans include:

  • "no, they aren't putting litterboxes in schools for people who identify as cats"
  • "no one unironically identifies as dreamsexual"
  • "if you ignore trolls they will go away, they want you to react"
  • "you should just assume troll/bad faith like 80% of the time, because even if they aren't there's literally no downside to blocking them and doing nothing else"
  • "if an account made yesterday says something offensive while posing as a fan of something, that's obviously not a real account"
  • "you really don't need to give your thoughts on every opinion you see online"
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if you see a jackass online. block them! that's how you show racists theyre not welcome, engaging with them in any way just invites them in even if you're fighting with them.

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“Context: There’s a personalization video studio where you can send in a photo of your child to them for a price depending on the show (According to Amazon, thirty bucks for one episode). There were many originals, all of them were made with bad CGI, but they also sneaked in rights to other shows like Care Bears and Arthur, which I think the Arthur one was done from PBS and got some of the profits. I don’t really know though. This is the only one of these personalization videos that was fully uploaded where I found it off of google video thanks to a friend. This one shows the adventures of Arthur planning his party for (ANDY) who is coming over to visit him, where as the most of this episode has to do with the Arthur characters and less on (ANDY).”

Oh hey that’s my video that had to get taken down because it was blocked in every country imaginable, luckily I did reupload it on a secondary channel.

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

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oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

you peed on it

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

Toastpissent

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

Me and my spouse-to-be making our way to the altar:

do u guys find this video creepy or cute bc i think thats a big personality indicator

this is literally the worst thing i’ve seen all day

All of you people hating on vib ribbon make me sick!

If you bully Vibri I will actually kill you with my fists.

Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?

record scratch, freeze frame. bet you’re wondering how i got here huh? me too bud. well, let me take you back, to where this whole mess got started. footage rewinds…

haha, no keep going, we’ll get to this part later. 

there it is. that’s me. innocent little monkey. wouldn’t hurt a fly. and that screen? well, that’s about to activate my mk ultra assassin programming.

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