Avengers: Endgame (2019)
infinity war script: [at avengers tower] thor: you all remember my brother loki. he’s sort of good now and he’s staying here with us steve and tony: remember when he tried killing us?? thor: remember when you guys tried killing each other loki:
WHATS UP GUYS AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW IVE FALLEN OFF TUMBLR BUT I AM BACK BC I JUST WATCHED THE INFINITY WARS TRAILER AND I AM IMPLODING OKAY
Parks and Recules
i. am. living. for. this.





All he wanted was some plums.
The Winter Soldier isn’t empty. His mind is all over the place.
Hey friends, just your every once in awhile reminder I love Clint Barton. Oh, and Brucenat is the worst thing I’ve ever been force fed.
[He says ‘ow’ not ‘aww’, but that is beside the point.
The point is that Thor threw something at his head. And I don’t care if it was to try and see if he was an ‘illusion’.
No.
I was afraid of this kind of humor in the movie.]
Oh goodie, another movie with Thor being an abusive douchebag and we’re supposed to think it’s funny. Because physically harming someone who is cuffed/chained up so they can’t even defend themselves is just f***ing HILARIOUS.
so loki attempting to kill his brother at least twice - and actually succeeding once, what with him commanding the destroyer to kill thor and all - (thor 1), dropping him out of the sky in a cell made to hold the hulk and then stabbing him (avengers), lying to him on the regular (in everything) and faking his death (dark world) is all justifiable
but thor chucks the equivalent of a tv remote at loki’s head, and that’s abusive
this after loki dead ass STABBED his brother
o. kay.
LOKI TRIED TO ENSLAVE THE HUMAN RACE THAT THOR SWORE TO PROTECT, I THINK THOR HAS THE RIGHT TO BE ANGRY AND LASH OUT AT HIS VIOLENT AND UNTRUSTWORTHY BROTHER
Some of y'all are so fucking weird
I think there’s a flaw in my code. These voices won’t leave me alone.
Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler
infinity war teaser
steve: *unfreezes bucky* rise and shine motherfucker we’re gonna fight a space war bucky:
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch






